Vegan Police:
Freeze! Vegan Police!
Vegan Police:
Vegan Police!
Vegan Police:
Todd Ingram, you're under arrest for Veganity Violation Code Number 827: imbibing of half-and-half.
Todd Ingram:
That's bullroar!
Vegan Police:
No vegan diet, no vegan powers!
Todd Ingram:
But-But this is only my first offense. Don't I get three strikes? I mean...
Vegan Police:
[to Policeman #2]
Take it.
Vegan Police:
[whips out notepad]
12:47 on February 1st: You knowingly ingested gelato.
Todd Ingram:
Gelato isn't vegan?
Vegan Police:
It's milk and eggs, bitch.
Vegan Police:
[still reading]
On April 4th, 7:30 pm, you partook of a plate of chicken Parmesan.
[Envy gasps, then glares at Todd]
Todd Ingram:
[feeble]
Chicken isn't vegan?
Riportata da il
05/03/2025 alle ore 10:50