Lorelai:
Lately I've been having these dark premonitions.
Rory:
About what?
Luke:
[handing Rory and Lorelai their food]
Dead cow... and dead cow.
Lorelai:
That's weird.
Rory:
He's always weird.
Lorelai:
No, I mean my premonitions have been about death... about *my* death.
Rory:
I don't want to hear this!
Lorelai:
And the thing is, they're all silly.
Rory:
What do you mean silly?
Lorelai:
In one, I slip on a banana peel and fall into a giant vat of whipped cream.
Rory:
Silly and fattening.
Lorelai:
In another, a turtle eats me.
Rory:
A turtle? How?
Lorelai:
Very slowly. There's *lots* of chewing.
Rory:
And in your premonition you didn't run away from what is perhaps the slowest land animal on earth?
Lorelai:
His first bite injects me with immobilizing poison.
Rory:
Well, you left that part out.
Lorelai:
This last one's a little more gory. I'm hunting...
Rory:
[interrupts]
A favorite Lorelai Gilmore pastime.
Lorelai:
...and my shotgun backfires. My whole face spins around a bunch of times and winds up in the back of my head like Daffy Duck.
Rory:
That's the silliest one yet!
Lorelai:
Now if that's how I go, you have to promise to move my face back to the front of my head like Daffy did with his beak.
Rory:
I should really be writing this down.
Lorelai:
You can remember to move my face to the front of my head.
Rory:
It depends on what I have going on that week.
Riportata da il 05/03/2025 alle ore 07:29

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