Blind Al:
I get why you're so pissy, but your mood's never gonna brighten 'till you find this woman and tell her how you feel.
Deadpool:
What do I keep telling you, Mrs. Magoo? She wouldn't have me. If you could see me, you'd understand.
Blind Al:
Looks aren't everything.
Deadpool:
Looks ARE everything! Ever heard Dave Beckham speak? It's like he mouth-sexed a can of helium. You think Ryan Reynolds got this far on a superior acting method?
Blind Al:
Love is blind, Wade.
Deadpool:
No. You're blind.
Blind Al:
So you're just gonna lie there and whimper?
Deadpool:
No, I'm gonna wait 'till this arm plows through puberty, and then I'll come up with a whole new Christmas day plan.
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