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Jon Stewart:
[after Stephen tells him who the 2016 Republican presidential candidate is]
The guy from "The Apprentice"?
Stephen Colbert:
Yep.
Jon Stewart:
The guy who did a McDonald's commercial with the Grimace.
Stephen Colbert:
Same guy.
Jon Stewart:
The guy who filed for bankruptcy in 1991.
Stephen Colbert:
And '92.
Jon Stewart:
And 2004.
Stephen Colbert:
And 2009.
Jon Stewart:
THAT guy.
Stephen Colbert:
Yes.
Jon Stewart:
Mike Tyson's business advisor. That guy.
Stephen Colbert:
Indeed. Same guy.
Jon Stewart:
The guy whose eyes look like tiny versions of his mouth.
Stephen Colbert:
Yes. The guy who looks like an angry Creamsicle.
Jon Stewart:
Decomposing jack-o'-lantern.
Stephen Colbert:
Human-toupee hybrid.
Jon Stewart:
That guy.
Stephen Colbert:
Yes.
Jon Stewart:
A guy who looks like he's actually wearing a Donald Trump costume. That guy.
Stephen Colbert:
Yes. A loose-fitting one, at that.
Jon Stewart:
The guy who wrote, and I quote, "oftentimes, when I was sleeping with one of the top women in the world, I would say to myself, can you believe what I am getting?" That guy.
Stephen Colbert:
Yes. The same guy who said, and I quote, "I have black guys counting my money. I hate it. The only guys I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes all day."
Jon Stewart:
That guy.
Stephen Colbert:
Yes, that guy.
Jon Stewart:
By the way, we wear them all night, too.

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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert