Balin:
It's just the usual; summary of out-of-pocket expenses, time required, remuneration, funeral arrangements, so forth.
Bilbo Baggins:
Funeral arrangements?
[reads contract]
Bilbo Baggins:
Oh, up to but not exceeding one fourteenth total profit if any. Seems fair. Present company shall not be liable for injuries including but not limited to laceration, evisceration... incineration?
Bofur:
Oh, aye. He'll melt the flesh off your bones in the blink of an eye.
Balin:
You all right, laddie?
Bilbo Baggins:
Yeah, I'll be. Feel a bit faint
Bofur:
Think furnace, with wings.
Bilbo Baggins:
Yeah, I-I-I need air
Bofur:
Flash of light, searing pain, then poof, you're nothing more than a pile of ash.
Bilbo Baggins:
[long pause]
Nope.
[faints]
Gandalf:
Very helpful, Bofur.
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05/03/2025 alle ore 07:52