Eggsy:
Now we've finished the debrief, Harry, here's a couple of welcome back gifts. First up, a brand new Kingsman watch. Advanced software, it can hack into anything with a microchip. It is the bollocks. And, Merlin.
Merlin:
I made you these.
[Merlin hands Harry an eyeglass case. Harry opens it]

Harry Hart:
A-ha.
[Harry removes his eyepatch and puts on the new glasses]

Harry Hart:
Thank you, Merlin, Eggsy. How do I look?
Merlin:
You look...
Very Drunk Redneck:
Like some faggot lookin' for an eye fuckin'. Now, why don't you get out of our bar before I take out your other one?
Whiskey:
Now, is that any way to welcome a visitor from out of town, moonshine?
Very Drunk Redneck:
Okay. Suck my southern dick, bitch.
Harry Hart:
Oh, I don't think that'll be necessary.
[gets up]

Harry Hart:
Good day, sir.
[Harry walks towards the exit]

Very Drunk Redneck:
Well, what are you ladies waiting for?
Harry Hart:
[locking the front door]
Manners... maketh... man. Do you know what that means? Then let me teach you a lesson.
[Harry slings a beer mug with his umbrella towards the redneck, but misses and Whiskey catches it. He approaches the redneck and his gang, but butterfly hallucinations surround his vision]

Harry Hart:
Are we going to stand around here all day, or are we going to...
[another redneck punches him from the left. Harry struggles to fight with the gang until Whiskey lassos him out of the way]

Whiskey:
Well, pick him up. Now that is not what I call a Kentucky welcome. Manners... maketh... man. Let me translate that for you.
[Whiskey begins to rough up the rednecks with his lasso]

Harry Hart:
What's wrong with me, Merlin? I thought you fixed me.
Merlin:
Well, we rebuilt your neural pathways, but it'll take time to get your coordination back.
[Whiskey attacks the rednecks with his bull whip]

Harry Hart:
And the phantom butterflies?
Merlin:
You will experience episodes, lapses of clarity. You'll be back to normal soon.
[Whiskey throws the last redneck out the window]

Whiskey:
Whoo. I feel like a tornado in a trailer park.
Riportata da il 05/03/2025 alle ore 07:14

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