Allison Vandermeersh:
After Jenny, your relationships grew shorter and shorter. So short, in fact, it would be easier to do this in bulk.
[long line of lovelies waiting]
Allison Vandermeersh:
Oh, you remember Amy, the stewardess?
Amy the Stewardess:
Hey, Connor. We had plane sex somewhere over Albany. And Rochester. And South Bend, Indiana.
[chuckles]
Allison Vandermeersh:
[pretends to be impressed]
Triple whammy!
Bar Twin, Bar Twin:
You slept with my sister!
Bar Man "Shawna":
I was Shawna back then. A waitress at the Palm. We had coatroom sex on my smoke break.
Connor Mead:
That was you?
Chinese Bar Woman:
[translated from Chinese]
You have brought great dishonor to my family. Eat shit Mead Connor!
"Two Days" Bar Woman:
We dated for two days.
"For An Hour" Bar Woman:
For an hour.
"48 Seconds" Bar Woman:
For forty-eight seconds.
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