[the Mortuary Attendant answers the phone]
Mortuary Attendant:
Hello?
Mortuary Attendant:
Hey, sweetie!
Dave:
Hi, sweetie!
[the Mortuary Attendant looks around confused]
Mortuary Attendant:
So, um I was thinking we could go out to dinner tonight.
Dave:
Oh, dinner. Where are we going?
[the Mortuary Attendant looks around confused again]
Mortuary Attendant:
Could you hand on for a sec, hon? Thanks.
Mortuary Attendant:
Hello?
Dave:
Hello.
Mortuary Attendant:
Is this some kind of joke?
Dave:
Why? Do you like jokes?
Dave:
Knock, Knock.
Mortuary Attendant:
Who's there?
Dave:
Open.
Mortuary Attendant:
Open who?
Dave:
Open the fucking bag, bitch!
[the Mortuary Attendant opens the body bag and Dave is lying down in the bag pretending to be dead]
Dave:
Hi.
[the Mortuary Attendant screams and runs away]
Dave:
Yes!
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05/03/2025 alle ore 07:10