Dean Proffitt:
[Arriving home from his disastrous experience working for the Staytons, he finds Ms. Burbridge running out of his house, covered with toilet paper and being chased by his dogs]
You look the morning after Halloween. Probably had a day like I did, what happened to you?
Adele Burbridge:
Monday is their first day of school, and I came here to welcome your family! And what do I get in return? I get toilet-papered by your children!
Dean Proffitt:
[laughs]
Eh, they're just playing around.
Adele Burbridge:
Oh, "just playing around"? They were about to douse the toilet paper in gasoline and strike...
Dean Proffitt:
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Stop. Greg and Charlie... twins, right?
[Adele nods]

Dean Proffitt:
... They're goin' through this arson period. Hey, they don't know it, but I'm way ahead of them. I got two fire extinguishers ready to go. I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name?
Adele Burbridge:
Adele Burbridge, principal of the Elk Cove School. Your children are monsters!
Adele Burbridge:
Oh, you won't think that once you get to know them.
Adele Burbridge:
Where is Mrs. Proffitt while all of this is going on?
Dean Proffitt:
She died three years ago
Adele Burbridge:
Mr. Proffitt, your children are totally lacking in parental supervision!
Dean Proffitt:
Hey, you don't have to tell me these kids are lucky.
[chuckles]

Adele Burbridge:
Fine, you can joke all you want, but I am serious about this.
[climbs into her car]

Adele Burbridge:
If you don't do something, I am going to notify the proper authorities!
Dean Proffitt:
I have had babysitters in here by the dozen. Look, I've tried... I'm kind of low on cash right now, I'm new in town, but if I get a chance, I'll hire a housekeeper, all right?
Adele Burbridge:
Well, I'll believe it when I see it. Good day, Mr. Proffitt!
[drives away]

Dean Proffitt:
[yelling]
I'm a good father!

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Una coppia alla deriva (1987)

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