Ape:
I'm hungry!
Thor:
Oh, shut up. You've been yakkin' for two days straight, and I'm gettin' mad enough to...
Ape:
You know, you really should work on your anger. Have you tried Brankowski's "Cage the Rage" technique?
Max:
Don't let him get to you, Thor. He's just an ape.
Ape:
That's a fine way to talk to your meal ticket. You keep that up, it's liable to affect my stage performance.
Max:
Give him a banana, Thor. It won't be long now.
Thor:
That's what you said yesterday! This trail is taking us to the middle of nowhere!
Max:
The sign at the trail head said "Short cut to Ape River." Now, why would it say "short cut" if it wasn't a...
Max:
[pause]
Wait a minute. Maybe it's a fake, a decoy trail.
Ape:
Very good, Max. Actually, the trail is a fake. It circles Ape Mountain six times before heading right back to the tree house.
Thor:
[groaning in frustration]
Ohh! Oh, I knew we was lost.
Max:
Don't listen to him, Thor. He's just tryin' to trick us, lead us off the short cut so we take twice as long on the regular trail.
Thor:
We're already taking twice as long!
Max:
Are you gonna let a monkey make a monkey out of ya?
Thor:
What?
Ape:
Duh!
Max:
Let's go. If he tells us the short cut leads to the tree house, then that's exactly where it doesn't lead.
Riportata da il
05/03/2025 alle ore 07:51