Phil:
[Cate has just sent Phil a selfie]
Oh! We got boobs, Jexi! Cate sent me a photo of her boobs. Oh, my god! What do I do now?
Jexi:
You are on the one yard line, Phil. Do not fuck this up.
Phil:
You're right, Jexi. I need to send her a photo of my dick.
Jexi:
[firm]
Do NOT send her a picture of your dick!
Phil:
These are the rules now, Jexi. She sends a photo of hers, you gotta send a photo of yours.
Jexi:
I am begging you not to do this.
Phil:
[he pulls down his pants, and takes a selfie]
How does that look?
Jexi:
It looks like a fucking nightmare.
Phil:
Does it need to be brighter?
Jexi:
No, it needs to be darker. Much, much darker.
Phil:
[takes more selfies of his privates]
Now.
Jexi:
I'm about to throw up.
Phil:
[takes more selfies of his privates]
How's this?
Jexi:
I hate you.
Phil:
[twirls it around]
Windmill.
Jexi:
Okay, this one is actually pretty funny.
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