Robin Williams:
It doesn't scare me that Dubya waved at Stevie Wonder; that's okay. Stevie's only been blind since birth! He's like, 'Stevie!' and Stevie's going, 'Is that muthafucka waving at me? Goddamn! Does he think I'm lookin' for him? Goddamn!' No, what scares me is that Dubya almost died from a fucking pretzel! They have billions of dollars in national defense. They want billions more, to up the stakes, and the President almost goes down from snack food! Secret service are like 'Game's over man!' 'Gilligan's down! Gilligan's down! His own dogs didn't care! They were licking him for the salt!
[Pantomime's Bush's dog licking his face]
Robin Williams:
You want a dog like Lassie, a dog who cares!
[Pantomimes Lassie giving Bush Heimlich maneuver, then barks]
Robin Williams:
What's a matter, girl? President swallowed something, and you gave him the Heimlich?
[Barks]
Robin Williams:
What else, girl?
[Feeble woof]
Robin Williams:
Mr. Cheney's meeting with the Enron people?
[Barks again]
Robin Williams:
An Enron employee, secretary of the navy?
[Barks again]
Robin Williams:
What about the Harken loan?
[Barks]
Robin Williams:
Sorry girl, gonna have to put you down!
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05/03/2025 alle ore 08:52