Pete Dunham:
[after Pete introduces Matt to his friends at the Abbey]
Where's Bovver?
Swill:
He's been in the toilet for about fifteen minutes, like dodgy Ruby or something down at Bengal last night.
Dave:
[Dave points at Matt]
Oh, look, look, he looks lost. No, "Ruby Murray" means curry. We call it Cockney rhyming slang...
Matt Buckner:
Slang. Yeah, like, uh, "bees and honey" for money.
Dave:
That's it, yeah.
Swill:
Like "struggle and grunt" for cunt!
Dave:
Oh, you went dark. Why'd you go...
Swill:
I'm not a cunt.
Bovver:
[Bovver walks up to the table]
Like "septic tank" for Yank.
Pete Dunham:
[the guys greet him; Pete hugs him and indicates Matt]
This is Matt, Shannon's brother.
Matt Buckner:
Hey.
[Matt extends his hand; Bovver ignores it and the guys all laugh]
Swill:
That's the proper, right? He don't give a fuck, does he? He don't give a fuck.
Pete Dunham:
Mate, he's practically family.
[Bovver shrugs and the guys laugh again]
Swill:
Oh, mate, it's fucking painful!
Pete Dunham:
Bov's a miserable cunt, but we love him dearly, don't we, boys?
Dave:
Eh, sometimes.
[he smiles]
Swill:
Like a fucking brother!
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