National Guard Officer:
By the way, where's your uniform? Go get your uniform on. Do it!
Brüno:
[Brüno returns with a scarf on]
National Guard Officer:
Oh my god. What's up with the scarf?
Brüno:
That is like... it's my own...
National Guard Officer:
[Interrupts]
Let me introduce you to somebody. Captain Miles!
Captain Miles:
[Walks towards Brüno]
Candidate, what are you doing? Stand into position of attention, candidate!
National Guard Officer:
Do it!
Captain Miles:
Head and eyes straight forwards, candidate!
National Guard Officer:
Do it!
Captain Miles:
Head and eyes straight forward!
National Guard Officer:
Do it!
Captain Miles:
Stand still, candidate!
National Guard Officer:
Do it!
Captain Miles:
That is not part of the uniform, candidate. You need to take that off.
Brüno:
This outfit is to matchy-matchy as it is. And so I was just trying to break it up with some simple horizontal lines.
Captain Miles:
Do you have an attitude, candidate?
Brüno:
No but, sir...!
National Guard Officer:
I think we do...
Brüno:
Sir, she's got an attitude!
National Guard Officer:
Not sir, officer candidate!
Captain Miles:
What?
National Guard Officer:
Did you just call me a she? Get down!
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05/03/2025 alle ore 10:56