[Game: Infomercial]
Ryan Stiles:
Hey, what time is it?
Colin Mochrie:
I believe it's 3 o'clock.
Ryan Stiles:
And that means it's time to shop, shop, shop!
[He slaps the table. Colin hurts himself while slapping the table]
Ryan Stiles:
Hello, everyone! I'm Jimmy!
Colin Mochrie:
I'm... not.
Ryan Stiles:
And it's time to shop, shop, shop! Hey, can some of you see us out there?
Ryan Stiles, Colin Mochrie:
[move their arms up and down]
Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?
Ryan Stiles:
How many of you are laying on the floor drunk right now?
Colin Mochrie:
It is time to stop! You and your liver need some help!
Ryan Stiles:
Give your liver a break! Liver let die!
[laughter from audience]
Ryan Stiles:
I think a lot of people would stop drinking if they knew what they looked like when they were drunk.
Colin Mochrie:
I think you're absolutely correct, Ryan!
Ryan Stiles:
But it's not always easy to find a mirror when you're drunk. Sometimes it's impossible. But, that's why we have this handy little device.
[pulls out a balloon]
Ryan Stiles:
You simply make a photo copy of your head... and paste it on this.
[holds it still]
Ryan Stiles:
This is what you look like sober.
[knocks it to make it go back and forth]
Ryan Stiles:
This is what you look like drunk.
Colin Mochrie:
Which would you rather be?
Ryan Stiles, Colin Mochrie:
Of course... of course, this is what you look like drunk in an earthquake.
[Holds balloon still again]
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