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Harold:
Neil, you wouldn't happen to know how to get on the highway from here, would you?
Neil Patrick Harris:
Dude, I don't even know where the fuck I am right now. I was at this party earlier tonight and some guy hooked me up with this incredible "X" - next thing I know I'm being thrown out of a moving car. I've been trippin' balls ever since.
Kumar:
That's crazy, dude. We've been having a pretty crazy, night, too. We've just been driving around looking for White Castle but we keep getting sidetracked.
Neil Patrick Harris:
Yeah, dude, you fascinate me. Forget White Castle, let's go get some pussy!
Harold:
Huh?
Neil Patrick Harris:
It's a fucking sausage fest in here, bros. Let's get some poontang, THEN we'll go to White Castle.
Kumar:
No, Neil, you don't understand. We've been craving these burgers all night.
Neil Patrick Harris:
Yeah, I've been craving burgers, too. Furburgers. Come on, dudes, let's pick up some trim at a strip club. The Doogie line always works on strippers.
[sings]

Neil Patrick Harris:
Lapdance...
Kumar:
[pause]
There's a gas station. I'm gonaa see if I can get some directions.
Neil Patrick Harris:
You don't need dir- gah! Hurry up, dudes, hurry up! I'm losing wood.
[they park, pause]

Neil Patrick Harris:
Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry...
Kumar:
Look, chill.
Harold:
We'll be right back, Neil.
[they exit the car]

Harold:
Dude, what is the deal with Neil Patrick Harris? Why is he so horny?

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American Trip - Il primo viaggio non si scorda mai (2004)

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