[Aboard the helicopter, Aladeen and Nadal are smiling at the American tourists in front of them, as Aladeen points at his sheriff's badge]
General Aladeen:
I love being an Americans! America is number one! Oh, I am from U.S.A.! My father also from U.S.A.! My great-grandfather fought in the American Civil Jihad. I am very proud to be an American. I am America's number one douche.
[Nadal sighs]
General Aladeen:
[Speaking in Wadiyan]
I've fooled them. Job done.
Nadal:
[Speaking in Wadiyan]
So, how are things back at the Palace?
General Aladeen:
[Speaking in Wadiyan]
Fine, but guess who's still living in my guest house?
Nadal:
[Speaking in Wadiyan]
Ooh, Bin Laden?
General Aladeen:
[Speaking in Wadiyan]
Yes, Osama. Bin Laden flooding the bathroom every time he showers... And how hard is it to put a bath mat down, Bin Laden?
[Tourists look worried]
General Aladeen:
[Speaking in Wadiyan]
Hey, do you remember my favorite sports car?
Nadal:
[Speaking in Wadiyan]
You mean your Porsche?
General Aladeen:
[Speaking in Wadiyan]
Yes... the 911.
Nadal:
911, it's the best!
General Aladeen:
[Speaking in Wadiyan]
So I was driving the 911 near the Palace one day...
[making hand gestures of driving the car]
General Aladeen:
and I totally crashed!
[Aladeen and Nadal laugh as the tourists get more nervous]
General Aladeen:
[Speaking in Wadiyan]
It's okay, I've already ordered a new one. A brand new 911 2012.
[Tourists get even more nervous]
Nadal:
[Speaking in Wadiyan]
You know, while you are here, you should try to see some of the sights such as the Empire State Building and Yankee Stadium.
General Aladeen:
[Speaking in Wadiyan]
And I'd love to see the fireworks over the Statue of Liberty.
[makes exploding sounds before giving Nadal a high-five and looking at the tourists]
Nadal:
[Speaking in Wadiyan]
Hey, have your old back problems been bothering you?
General Aladeen:
[Speaking in Wadiyan]
Oh, it's been terrible! It got so bad that I made myself a back brace.
Nadal:
[Speaking in Wadiyan]
Really?
General Aladeen:
[Speaking in Wadiyan]
Yes, look, I'm still wearing it.
[unzips his jacket to reveal a black vest with strings on it]
General Aladeen:
Hey, my English is getting good. I bet I can count down from five faster than you can!
General Aladeen, Nadal:
Five, four, three, two, one!
[the tourists scream. Later, Aladeen and Nadal have their mug shots taken]
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