Samantha Belmont:
What are you trying to do? Give me a heart attack? I thought you were Doris. Did you know she decked me last night? She really hit me. Knocked one of my teeth loose. Wait till Daddy hears about that. You know he's always telling me to be careful with my mouth because my dental plan doesn't cover anything cosmetic. Oh, anyway get this... I think Chuck and Doris spent the night together last night. Wait till Daddy hears about that. I mean even if he isn't pissed off about my mouth which I can't imagine.
Regina Belmont:
What's happening?
Samantha Belmont:
Oh, yeah? I guess you are a little confused. God, you look terrible. I ran away last night after Doris slapped me. Left a note and everything. But I didn't have anyplace to go, so I spent the night alone in the lawn storage shed. Pretty gross with the 'Snare-All' spray and everything. God, look at this kitchen! I'm not cleaning this mess up.
Regina Belmont:
Uh... . Samantha?
Samantha Belmont:
So anyway, since I was still here this morning I thought, hey I'll go to pep squad practice and split right after. Don't know if pep squad practice is on or not. Can't get anyone on the phone.
Regina Belmont:
Sammy, you can't get anyone on the phone because everybody's gone.
Samantha Belmont:
What?
Regina Belmont:
[grabs Samantha]
I swear to God! Did you hear what I just said? Everybody's gone!
Samantha Belmont:
[gags]
Uh... you made me swallow my gum!
Regina Belmont:
Will you shut up and listen to me? There's nobody around! Nobody!
Samantha Belmont:
[sarcastic and oblivious]
Yeah, right. Nobody. I'm sure.
Regina Belmont:
[grabs Samantha and leads her out of the kitchen and towards the front door]
Come here! Take a look!
Samantha Belmont:
Take a look at what? Hey! Don't pull on my arm! Back off! This sweater cost 80 bucks!
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05/03/2025 alle ore 08:36