Peanut:
It's hard to talk to somebody if you're not looking right at them.
Jeff Dunham:
I know.
Peanut:
That's like trying to talk to somebody who has a lazy eye; you don't know which eye to focus on. You ever done that? You're sitting talking to them, thinking "aw, crap. Should I be looking at *that* eye or *that* eye?"
[Peanut holds his hand to his mouth in consideration]

Peanut:
"FOCUS, YOU MORON!"
[laughter, as Peanut does the "over the head" movement with his hand]

Peanut:
[off Jeff's look]
What?
Jeff Dunham:
What if someone here has a lazy eye?
Peanut:
I'll confuse them.
[moving around on his stand]

Peanut:
Here I am. No, I'm here. Here. Here. Here.
[laughter, as Jeff covers his face in embarrassment]

Jeff Dunham:
I'm sorry.
Peanut:
You know what pesto is?
Jeff Dunham:
Pesto. It's the stuff that goes on salad and pizza...
Peanut:
No. Pesto.
Jeff Dunham:
What?
Peanut:
It's a magician with a harelip.
[laughter]

Peanut:
[lisping]
Pethto!
[laughter]

Peanut:
Da da da! Pethto!
Jeff Dunham:
What if someone here has a harelip?
Peanut:
[to audience]
Thorry!
Jeff Dunham:
Oh, stop it!

Film

Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself (2006)

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