Russ Cargill:
[enters the Oval Office]
President Schawarzenegger.
President Schwarzenegger:
Ja. That is me.
Russ Cargill:
The pollution in Springfield has reached crisis levels.
President Schwarzenegger:
Ach! Everything is "crisis this" and "end-of-the-world that"! No one opens with a joke! I miss Danny DeVito.
Russ Cargill:
You like jokes, huh? Well, stop me if you've heard this one.
[holds up cage with the mutant squirrel]
President Schwarzenegger:
[gasp]
Look at all those angry eyes and pointy teeth! It's like Christmas at the Kennedy Compound!
Russ Cargill:
Mr. President, you chose me, Russ Cargill, most successful man in America, to head the EPA, the least successful government agency. Why did I take the job? Because I'm just a rich guy who wants to kick some ass for good old Mother Earth. I want to give something back. Not the money, but something. That's why I've narrowed your choices down to five unthinkable options.
[spreads the files on the President's desk]
Russ Cargill:
Each one will cause untold misery and...
President Schwarzenegger:
[points to File #3]
I pick Number Three!
Russ Cargill:
Really? You don't want to read them first?
President Schwarzenegger:
I was elected to *lead*, not to *read*. Number Three!
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