Robin Williams:
Some of the worst refereeing was in the Winter Olympics with the French figure skater. The judges were like, "The Americans were good, but the French, zay fucked up. How lifelike, I give it to zem." And it's at that point that I'm going, "Where is Tonya Harding when you need her?" Tonya would've been on that guy like shit on velcro! She would've gone, "Give me that medal you French whore! Ha ha ha ha ha! I won!" But instead, we get to see Tonya fight Paula Jones in an all white trash weekend. Woowee! Trailer Park Tuesday! And Tonya went right for Paula, too. She went for the nose. "Not the nose! That's the Clinton money!" Next week, we'll be seeing Joey Buttafucco fight John Wayne Bobbit. There'll be no hitting below the belt there my friend. "Oh, fuck, man, give it back! My balls are in the front row! Give 'em to me!" And what next? "The Nixon daughters battle for the library money! Be there as my bitches go at it!"
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05/03/2025 alle ore 08:45