Oliver Plexico:
Pssssst! Maggie!
Margaret Harwood:
[Maggie looks out the window, leans out a little, then looks down and sees Oliver on the remaining block of the broken wall planter below]
What are you doing?
Oliver Plexico:
[smiles tiredly]
I've come to rescue you!
Margaret Harwood:
[looks behind her, then back to Oliver]
Don't rescue me, it's a trap!
Oliver Plexico:
Sweet, sweet Maggie! I know it's a Goddamned trap! The point is, I've somewhat bungled things. So... you're gonna have to save me.
Margaret Harwood:
[stands upright, crossing arms]
Are you safe on that thing?
Oliver Plexico:
Define safe.
Margaret Harwood:
[Turns around hastily, pulls the sheets off the bed, ties them into a long rope and ties it around herself hastily, prepared to lower it down to Oliver]
Allright! I'll save your life! That's only fair, you saved mine! But then I'm calling it quits!
Oliver Plexico:
Why?
Margaret Harwood:
Because you have no respect for my feelings!
Oliver Plexico:
I have respect for your feelings...
Margaret Harwood:
Bull Shit!
Oliver Plexico:
I get the feeling you don't believe me?
Margaret Harwood:
Stop being charming!
Oliver Plexico:
I haven't got much choice right now, I got a 50 foot drop below me, and a crazy lady 10 feet above!
Margaret Harwood:
After we... After we did... After we were done with...
Oliver Plexico:
After sex?
Margaret Harwood:
Yes! Right! Correct! You could have got the number yourself, you didn't have to
[chokes back tears]
Margaret Harwood:
throw your wife at me!
Oliver Plexico:
I don't have a wife.
Margaret Harwood:
I saw the wedding photo!
Oliver Plexico:
That's my sister!
[Oliver starts to get aggravated]
Margaret Harwood:
Don't make it worse!
Oliver Plexico:
[yelling]
Now you listen to me, Margaret! When I first met you, you were this... beautiful, crazy... ragamuffin. And I said to myself, hey! A beautiful, crazy... ragamuffin! I didn't have to fly down to get the bottle, I volunteered! Now why do you think I did that?
Margaret Harwood:
Why should I believe any of this?
Margaret Harwood:
[sighs, frustrated and looks around, motioning with his hand]
A guy fresh from the chiropractor scales a 50 foot wall to save your life? This is not mass entertainment Maggie! It's gotta be... Love!
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05/03/2025 alle ore 07:52