The Riddler:
By the way, I've seen your mind. Freak! Yours is the greatest riddle of all! Can Bruce Wayne and Batman ever truly coexist? We'll find out today! But first, let's meet our contestants. Behind curtain... number one!
The Riddler:
[Sugar pulls the rope, the curtain drops and reveals Chase Meridian tied up and hung in a container high up in the room]
The absolutely fabulous Dr. Chase Meridian! She enjoys hiking, manicures and foolishly hopes to be the love of Bruce's life... HA!
Two-Face:
[clapping his hands]
Heh!
The Riddler:
And behind curtain number two!
The Riddler:
[Spice pulls the rope, another curtain drops and reveals two holes in the floor leading into a dark pit. Both are underneath the two containers]
Fatman's one and only partner! This acrobat turned orphan like Saturday morning cartoons and dreams one day being...
The Riddler:
[whispers]
bare naked with a girl!
Two-Face:
Gasp!
The Riddler:
[He turns to Two-Face, laughs]
and below these contestants... my personal favorite: A watery grave!
The Riddler:
[He reveals two holes in the floor leading into a dark pit. Both are underneath the two containers and he points to his scepter]
Just one little touch... and five seconds later, these two date players are GULL FEED on the rocks below... Not enough time to save them both... Which one will it be, Batman? Bruce's love... or the Dark Knight's junior partner?
Batman:
[the Riddler imitates a game show timer while he ponders in thought]
There is no way for me to save them or myself... This is all one giant death trap.
The Riddler:
Judges?
The Riddler:
[makes a buzzer noise]
I'm sorry. Your answer must be in the form of a question. But, thank you for playing.
Batman:
[Shortly after The Riddler begins to push the button on his Spector]
Wait! I have a riddle for you.
The Riddler:
For me? Really?
The Riddler:
[laughing]
Tell me.
Batman:
I see without seeing. To me, darkness is as clear as daylight. What am I?
The Riddler:
Please... You're as blind as a bat!
Batman:
Exactly.
[Batman throws a batarang at The Riddler's throne]
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