Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Did your parents have any children that lived?
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
I bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece! What's your name fat body?
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Lawrence? Lawrence what... of Arabia?
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir, no, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
That name sounds like royalty. Are you royalty?
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir, no, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Do you suck dicks?
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir, no, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir, no, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.
Private Gomer Pyle:
Sir, yes, sir.
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