Clarence Boddicker:
Hey, Emil! How's the Gray Bar Motel?
Emil:
Not bad.
[shows his prison uniform]
Emil:
They let me keep the shirt. Nobody popped my cherry!
Leon Nash:
Emil, how ya doin', man? Good to see ya!
Joe Cox:
[Joe pulls up in a stolen car]
Hey, hey! First they let me out of jail for free, then what do I find in the prison parking lot but a brand new 6000 SUX. Still got the factory sticker on it!
Leon Nash:
Hey, Clarence! Joey's got a car just like yours, man!
Joe Cox:
Yo, Clarence, what do you think, buddy?
Joe Cox:
[seeing Clarence take out a Cobra Assault cannon]
What do you got there, Clarence, huh? Whoa! A new toy! Can I play?
Clarence Boddicker:
Huh? Watch this...
[Clarence aims the assault cannon at Joe's 6000 SUX]
Joe Cox:
Wait... wait a minute, Clarence! Clarence!
[BOOM, the car explodes into flames]
Joe Cox:
Ah, shit! Fuck!
Clarence Boddicker:
Nice car, Joe!
[Clarence makes a kissy kissy face]
Joe Cox:
Fuck you, Clarence.
Emil:
Lemme try that!
Clarence Boddicker:
Cobra Assault Cannon - state of the art bang - bang!
[Emil takes the launcher from Clarence and blows up a store with it]
Emil:
[shouts]
I LIKE it!
Joe Cox:
[trying to take the launcher from Emil]
Give it up, faggot little man!
Emil:
No, butthole! Get your own!
Clarence Boddicker:
Come on!
[Clarence allows Joe the cannon while Emil fetches another from the car, and both have fun blowing up random things]
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05/03/2025 alle ore 07:22