George Carlin:
As long as I'm being a complete pig up here, let me ask you guys a question.
[intermitten laughter]
George Carlin:
Let me ask one question of the men. Are you ever able to watch a woman eating a banana and NOT think about a blowjob?
[laughter]
George Carlin:
I can't do it. And I know why: I'm a sick, evil fuck! I admit that!
[laughter]
George Carlin:
I can't do it! Eating a banana, eating a pickle, licking on an ice cream cone. I'm thinking to myself "LOOK AT THE TOUNGE ON HER! WOW!"
[laughter]
George Carlin:
So ladies, be careful when you're standing out in front of that Häagen-Dazs. 'Cause God damn it, we're watching. And God damn it, we're thinking!
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05/03/2025 alle ore 09:36