Pepperidge:
Gentlemen, we first have to determine how the crime was committed. And as I am an expert at deduction...
Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
You are an expert at deduction?
Pepperidge:
That is my field.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
I believe deduction is my field, and since you are experiencing hip pain...
Pepperidge:
How did you know that?
Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
One side of the sole of your shoe is more worn than the other; you're favoring your right leg.
Pepperidge:
Tell me, did you enjoy your double espresso this morning?
Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
How did you...
Pepperidge:
Your pupils are noticeably dilated.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
And will you be moving out of the Hotel Montmartre? They are doing construction at night around the Montmartre so as not to disturb daytime traffic. From your puffy eyes, I deduce you spent a sleepless night.
Pepperidge:
Speaking of traffic, are you enjoying your Smart car? Your trousers are wrinkled behind the knees.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
And how do you think your favorite football team, Arsenal, will do this year? That matchbox is from the only bar in Paris that shows English football telecasts.
Pepperidge:
You have tissues in your shoes to make you look taller.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
You were finally 14 before you finally learned to enjoy avocado.
Pepperidge:
Tell me, how did you enjoy your trip to the airport this morning?
Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
Now, how did you know that?
[the airport stamp on Clouseau's hand is visible to everyone]
Ponton:
Perhaps one of you should begin.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
Yes, this is silly.
Pepperidge:
You've recently lost your favorite cheese grater.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
You have an aversion to cow bells!
Vicenzo:
Stop the insanity and look at this:
[Vincenzo picks up a piece of broken glass]
Vicenzo:
Il Tornado is not as careful as he thinks.
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