Bob Bigalow:
The idea of a man-whore is a relatively new idea. Cologne?
Deuce Bigalow:
No thanks.
Bob Bigalow:
[loud fart in background]
These women are looking for more than just sex. They want romance.
Deuce Bigalow:
What do you mean?
Bob Bigalow:
[another loud fart]
Well, it was like when I met your mom, God rest her soul. I didn't have so much as a toilet to clean. Still, I wasn't going to pay her a dime for sex, no matter what she was charging.
Deuce Bigalow:
What?
Bob Bigalow:
[loud fart]
Well your mom could've had any man she wanted in that strip club. And this being my first time in Bangkok, I was looking for a good time myself.
Deuce Bigalow:
You met my mom where?
Bob Bigalow:
It's not important.
[fart]
Bob Bigalow:
The thing is, she saw something in me beyond the 200 baht. A man with an eye for adventure who wasn't afraid to risk it all.
Deuce Bigalow:
Dad, are you saying that...
Bob Bigalow:
[diarrhea splattering into toilet in background]
So we took all her one-dollar bills off the stage, said good-bye to that donkey, and two days later we were man and wife. And we were happily married a long time.
Deuce Bigalow:
So, do you think I should be more of a risk-taker?
Bob Bigalow:
[toilet flushing]
Worked for me.
Deuce Bigalow:
Thanks, pops.
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