Lori:
[Enters apartment and sees Ted and four hookers on the couch watching TV]
Oh...
Ted:
Lori, hey, you're home early.
Lori:
What the hell is this?
Ted:
The ladies and I were just watching Jack and Jill, where Adam Sandler plays a guy and his sister, and it's, it's just awful. It's unwatchable, but y'know, they're hookers. So it's fine.
Lori:
This place is a wreck! Who are these girls?
Ted:
Oh, where are my manners? Lori, this is Angelique, Heavenly, Charene, and Sauvignon Blanc. I love you girls. Y'know, somewhere out there are four terrible fathers I wish I could thank for this great night!
Lori:
[Looks down on floor]
What is that?
Ted:
Wha- what is what?
Lori:
There's a... a shit on my floor! In the corner, there is a shit!
Ted:
Oh, yeah, Yeah, we were playing Truth or Dare, and, uh, Charene was pretty ballsy.
Lori:
There is a shit on my floor!
Ted:
Well, or, or, is the floor on the shit? Is what Kierkegaard would say.
John:
[John pokes a lobster head from out the door]
Rawr!
Ted:
Hahaha!
John:
Who lives here? I'm comin' to get who lives here! You owe me lobster money!
Ted:
Ahahaha! That's my buddy Johnny. Not the lobster, the guy runnin' it.
John:
[Enters the apartment]
I found my phone. What's going on.
[John suddenly looks down on the floor]
John:
Is that a shit?
[Lori looks at John]
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