Announcer:
[Bruce sees that the news is starting at the office]
Welcome to Eyewitness News at Six, with Susan Ortega, Evan Baxter, Fred Donahue Sports, Dallas Coleman Weather. And now, Buffalo's Number One News Team.
[Bruce smiles mischievously and heads to the news room]

Susan Ortega:
Good evening and welcome to Eyewitness News at Six. I'm Susan Ortega.
Evan Baxter:
And I'm Evan Baxter and here's what's making news. A potential scandal with the Buffalo P.D. surfaced today when the mayor d-bow debit
[Bruce uses his powers to make Evan's voice choked off and high-pitched]

Evan Baxter:
D-bow d-bit d-bow
[unintelligible chicken squawking]

Evan Baxter:
Bucka-bow, dee buck. I'm sorry; I seem to have something stuck in my throat.
Director:
Someone get him some water please.
Susan Ortega:
Looks like my new co-anchor may need a glass of water.
Evan Baxter:
[laughs like hyena, drinks, and clears throat]
Oh, there we go. Sorry about that.
[Bruce uses his powers to manipulate the teleprompter]

Evan Baxter:
In other news, the Prime Minister of Sweden visited Washington today and my tiny little nipples went to France.
Director:
What'd he just say? Check the prompter.
[Bruce immediately stops what he's doing and returns the teleprompter to normal. A female employee checks the prompter and shrugs in confusion]

Technician:
The prompter's fine.
Director:
Evan, READ THE COPY. Please. The copy's good. Just read it.
Evan Baxter:
[Bruce manipulates the teleprompter again]
The White House reception committee greeted the Prime Rib Roast Minister and... I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl.
[Bruce snickers]

Evan Baxter:
I lik-a do da cha-cha. I'm sorry we seem to be having some technical difficulties. In other news...
[Bruce uses his powers to make Evan break wind]

Evan Baxter:
Ohhhh. My apologies.
[Covering his face, Bruce uses his powers to make Evan speak rapid unintelligible gibberish]

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