[about the snake handlers on "Animal Planet"]
Bill Engvall:
These are the biggest morons on the planet. 'Cause they're always holding some hugely venomous snake and they go "Oh, look. It's a beautiful black mamba." And you see the snake go
[hisses, and grabs his face]
Bill Engvall:
and latch on their face. Like "ooh, the little fellow's hungry!"
[laughs]
Bill Engvall:
"I need some antivenom." No, you need a bullet in the head!
[laughter]
Bill Engvall:
You should not be breeding.
[laughter]
Bill Engvall:
See, that right there? That's why I don't have my own animal show. 'Cause I'd be like "hey look, everybody. It's a beautiful black mamba."
[hisses and grabs his face again]
Bill Engvall:
"Why, you son of a..."
[pantomimes throwing the snake onto the ground and stomping on it; laughter]
Bill Engvall:
"He's sleeping now."
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