Banzai:
[In the hyenas' lair, Banzai slouches with claw marks on his rear]
Man, that lousy Mufasa... I won't be able to sit for a *week!*
Ed the Hyena:
[laughs, but also tries his best to conceal it from time to time]
Eh-hee-hee-hee. Heh-heheheheheheheheheh...
Banzai:
[Glares at Ed and bares his teeth with impatience]
It's not funny, Ed.
Ed the Hyena:
[Cups his paws over his mouth then bursts into hysterical laughter, spitting as his tongue lofts out of his mouth]
BA-HA-HA-HAAAA! HA-AH-AH-AH-AH!
[Inhales deeply]
Banzai:
Hey, shut up!
Ed the Hyena:
AH-HA-HO! HO-HO-HO-HO!
Banzai:
[Bares his teeth]
Grrrrrr...
[as Ed continues to laugh, Banzai barks and pounces on Ed, abruptly ending his laughing. The two commence a brief fight]
Shenzi:
[Rolls her eyes and turns to the two yelping and rolling atop each other aggressively]
Will you knock it off?
Banzai:
[ed appears to be chewing on Banzai's leg; Banzai sits up]
Well, he started it!
[It is now obvious that Ed is chewing his own leg repeatedly]
Shenzi:
Look at you guys! No wonder we're dangling at the bottom of the food chain!
Banzai:
[a string of drool dangles from his chin]
Man, I hate dangling...
Shenzi:
[Scoffs]
Yeah? You know, if it weren't for those lions, we'd be *runnin'* the joint.
[Ed nods idiotically]
Banzai:
Man, I *hate* lions!
Shenzi:
[Grumbles]
So pushy...
Banzai:
And hairy...
Shenzi:
[Smiles]
Stinky...
Banzai:
[Grins]
And man are they...
Banzai, Shenzi:
[Elongated use of the 'u']
U-GLY!
[both laugh hysterically]
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