Trapper John:
Well, what's the matter with her today?
Hawkeye Pierce:
I don't know, I think it's one of those ladies' things.
Trapper John:
It's not like her to act like this. She's a bitch, look at my new flannel coat. She's going to have a nervous breakdown.
Hawkeye Pierce:
She can't even get out of the door, look.
[Hawkeye sits down with Frank]

Hawkeye Pierce:
Morning, Frank. Heard from your wife? A bunch of the boys asked me to, uh, ask you, Frank, what Hot Lips was like in the sack. You know, was she...
Frank Burns:
Mind your own business.
Hawkeye Pierce:
No Frank, you know, is she better than self-abuse? Does that- does that big ass of hers move around a lot, Frank or does it sort of lie there flaccid? What would you say about that?
Duke Forrest:
What's Going on over there, is he getting pointers or something?
Trapper John:
Oh no, Hawkeye's trying to get him on an appearance tour.
Duke Forrest:
Ohhhh, is that a fact?
Hawkeye Pierce:
Would you say that she was a moaner, Frank? Seriously Frank. I mean, does she go "ooooh" or does she lie there quiet and not do anything at all?
Frank Burns:
Keep your filthy mouth to yourself.
Hawkeye Pierce:
Or does she go "uh-uh-uh"?
[Frank leaps over the table and attacks Hawkeye]

Hawkeye Pierce:
Get him off me! I've got glasses. Get him off me!
Duke Forrest:
What's going on, Frank? That lesson one?
Hawkeye Pierce:
Frank Burns has gone nuts! I'm wearing glasses, for God's sake!
Trapper John:
Watch out for your goodies, Hawkeye! That man is a sex maniac; I don't think Hot Lips satisfied him. Don't let him kiss you, Hawkeye!

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