Sheriff of Rottingham:
This is a stealth catapult, we've been working on it secretly for months. It can hurl one of these heavy boulders undetected, over a hundred yards, completely destroying anything in its path.
Prince John:
Wow! How's it work?
Sheriff of Rottingham:
It's rather simple. You get one of these heavy boulders, put it here where I'm sitting, and then pull on that lever.
Prince John:
Like this?
[John pulls the lever and flings Mervin into the air]
Sheriff of Rottingham:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Latrine:
[praying by her bed in her boudoir]
Oh dear Lord, if you see fit to send me my one true love...
[the Sheriff crashes through the roof and lands on the bed]
Latrine:
[looks up and grins]
Thank you!
[starts to climb on top of the Sheriff]
Latrine:
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Sheriff of Rottingham:
[struggles]
No! No! I have a headache!
[runs away]
Latrine:
OH BUGGER!
[breaks the fourth wall]
Latrine:
I was *that* close! I touched it.
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