[the boys have just watched an edited version of "Asses of Fire" and are leaving the theater with the other kids, past the ticket booth again]

Kyle:
Man, this movie gets better every time I see it!
Ticket Taker:
Hey!
Cartman:
Yeah, but you know what? That whole part about lighting farts is bullshit. You can't do that.
Kenny McCormick:
[muffled]
Yeah, you can!
Cartman:
[stops and turns]
No way.
Kenny McCormick:
[muffled]
Yes you can. You can *too* light a fart on fire.
Cartman:
Okay, Kenny. I'll bet you a hundred dollars you can't light a fart on fire.
Kenny McCormick:
[muffled]
Yes you can. Check it out.
[he lights his fart on fire and laughs; his parka suddenly erupts in flames and he screams in horror; the boys are shocked]

Stan:
Holy shit, dude!
Cartman:
Ah! Oh my God! Hey!
[begins beating Kenny with a stick]

Cartman:
Aw, shit! Aw, shit!
Stan:
[steps forward and yells]
Help! Somebody do something!
[he steps back and the stick lights up]

Cartman:
Aahh! This stick is on fire!
[an ambulance rushes up and stops, but a Russell's Salt truck rushes up and bumps it away; the truck bed lifts up at the front end and dumps the salt on Kenny; if the fire was injury, this is insult]

Kenny McCormick:
[muffled]
Ooowww!
[the ambulance siren dies and the salt doesn't move; the boys stare at the truck]

Stan:
Oh my God, you killed Kenny!
Kyle:
You bastard!
Cartman:
Wow, I guess you *can* light a fart on fire, huh?

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South Park: Il film - Più grosso, più lungo & tutto intero (1999)

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