Dreyfus:
[Chief Inspector Dreyfus is talking on the phone while his portrait is hung over the newly-installed security system]
Right.
Dreyfus:
[Dreyfus hangs up]
Are you finished yet?
Security Installer:
Complete and operational.
Renard:
Chief Inspector, your new system will monitor and record every word and every movement in this room.
Dreyfus:
So, uh, if anyone breaks in, what happens?
Renard:
Your office is linked to the elite Black Berets; they will be here in seconds.
Woman on intercom:
[the intercom buzzes]
Sir, Inspector Clouseau is here to see you.
Dreyfus:
Send him in.
Renard:
Clouseau?
Dreyfus:
I have to appoint him to the Dream Team.
Renard:
Clouseau?
Dreyfus:
[stammers]
Dont, don't ask, don't-...
Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
[Clouseau enters Dreyfus's office]
Good afternoon, Chief Inspector, I'm here with my report.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
[Clouseau's file folder gets caught up in his Medal of Honor ribbon; he pronounces the 'H' in honor instead of the usual silent 'H' French pronunciation]
This darn Medal of Honor! You are so fortunate you never got one, Chief Inspector. You look so tidy having no honors or other forms of distinguishing décor.
Dreyfus:
Why don't you wear it under your shirt; you know, out of sight?
Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
Brilliant idea, Chief Inspector; that way, it won't clang around. Now, the parking ticket situation. Over the last 6 weeks, I've given out almost 4 parking tickets: one at the Musée, overtime, and one, you'll recall, to you, in violation of the bent license plate law.
Dreyfus:
Yes, I recall.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
It's all there in the report.
Dreyfus:
Fascinating! Well, I shall waste no time in reading it.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
And just in case, I've deftly catalogued, numbered, and cross-referenced each offense here in my little black book.
Dreyfus:
Now Clouseau, you remember... when I first put you on that parking ticket detail...
Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
Yes; you explained it was a top-level assignment.
Dreyfus:
And that if anyone ever asked you if I was the one who had assigned you to this incredibly important mission, you would deny it?
Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
[Clouseau acts as though he was denying any involvement in the assignment]
Why Chief Inspector, I don't even know what you are talking about.
Dreyfus:
[Clouseau jokingly winks at Dreyfus in acknowledgement]
Good work, Clouseau.

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