Bill Engvall:
Do y'all remember that cartoon where the cat would be asleep on the rug, and that little puppy would sneak up behind it and go
[pantomimes a dog barking]

Bill Engvall:
And that cat would scream to the ceiling?
[laughter]

Bill Engvall:
That would have been my son if that doctor had not had hold of him.
[laughter]

Bill Engvall:
And he is *flipping out*. And the doctor goes "son, relax. I just want to make sure you've got four." "DAD!"
[laughter]

Bill Engvall:
"Two, he meant two. It's a joke! Ha ha ha!"
[laughter]

Bill Engvall:
So the doctor's got a hold of him, and he goes "all right, son, cough." And my son goes
[gives a weak gasp]

Bill Engvall:
And I said "no, boy, cough!" And he goes "I FORGOT HOW!"
[laughter]

Bill Engvall:
All the way home, he won't even look at me. He's just straight out the windshield, boy. Finally, about halfway home, go goes "Dad?" And I said "yeah, son?" And he goes "that was weird." I said "I know." I said "but you've got to get it done, man." And he goes "Well, I know. It was still weird." And I said "yeah. Wait 'till you're forty."
[laughter]

Bill Engvall:
"What happens then?"
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