Zak Knight:
Rock, Rock, Rock!
[the Rock turns around]
The Rock:
Hey.
Zak Knight:
We're wrestlers as well, actually.
Raya Knight:
We're actually doing the tryouts today.
The Rock:
Oh, cool.
Zak Knight:
WAW, up in Norwich. You've probably heard of it.
The Rock:
Uh, no.
Zak Knight:
No?
Raya Knight:
Actually, whilst you're here...
[looking at Zak]
Raya Knight:
He should come to one of our shows!
Zak Knight:
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Raya Knight:
We could get you tickets. Half-price, probably.
The Rock:
Half-price?
Raya Knight:
I'll text Mango Pete, get him on the list.
Zak Knight:
Yeah, yeah.
Raya Knight:
Do you need a plus-one?
The Rock:
Uh, that's awesome. Thank you for the invite. I don't think I'll be able to make it, though. Good luck with your tryout, okay?
Raya Knight:
Thanks.
Zak Knight:
Thanks, mate.
[the Rock heads towards the arena]
Zak Knight:
Rock, Rock, Rock!
[the Rock bangs a power box before turning around]
The Rock:
Yes, Zak?
Zak Knight:
What advice would you give us? If, if we wanna...
Raya Knight:
Win over the crowd.
Zak Knight:
Win over the crowd. If we wanna... if we wanna be the next you?
[the Rock looks around]
The Rock:
What are your names again?
Raya Knight:
My name is...
The Rock:
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAMES ARE! You walk around here interrupting The Rock? You, like you haven't seen the sun in 20 years? You, like you just stepped out of Oliver Twist? 'Please, sir? May I have some more advice, sir?' You want some advice? Here's The Rock's advice: Shut your mouth! What you want? What you want? How about what The Rock wants? The Rock wants you to go out there, take no prisoners, have no regrets, have no fear! Lay it all out on the line! Because if you don't do that, The Rock is gonna find your friend Mary Poppins. He's gonna take her umbrella. Yeah, he's gonna shine it up real nice. He's gonna turn that sonuvabitch sideways and stick it straight up your candy asses! There's your advice, straight out of... the Jabroni-beatin', pie-eatin', trail blazin', eyebrow raisin', entertaining the globe never hotter, talkin' to two rejects from Harry Potter!
[pause]
The Rock:
So that's how you win over the crowd.
Zak Knight:
Yeah.
[Zak and Raya start laughing]
The Rock:
Even though this crazy wrestling world is a fictionalized world, the fans know 1,000% if you're not being real. All right? That guy just now, that was The Rock. The Rock is me. Dwayne Johnson. Just with the volume turned way up, the treble adjusted, the bass. Same guy. So don't worry about being the next me.
[looking at Raya]
The Rock:
Be the first you.
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