Dr. Figure:
What would you do if you were allowed home for the afternoon?
Jonathan:
[inhales]
Get a decent cup of coffee then I'd chop me head off with a chainsaw.
Dr. Figure:
Okay. Uh - uh, just one thing. I wanted to propose something. It's like a pledge between doctor and patient. We nominate a day, like three weeks from now - like New Year's Day - and you mustn't harm yourself until that day. You have to stick to it. What do you think about that?
Jonathan:
Yeah, I think it's a fuckin' ridiculous idea.
Dr. Figure:
It's been known to work.
Jonathan:
It won't work.
Dr. Figure:
Might. Why don't you think about it?
Jonathan:
Okay, hang on.
[sarcastically]
Jonathan:
Um, I've thought about it. Fuck, you made a medical breakthrough. Well done, Doc.
Dr. Figure:
Okay, well, we'll talk about it more after the session.
Jonathan:
Well, you've given me the will to live and I want to thank you for that.
Dr. Figure:
Then, after that, I will show you the benefits of being more sparing with your sarcasm. Okay? See ya.
Jonathan:
Fuck you.
[leaves]
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