Dave:
Hey, Rod, thanks for the ride.
[Rod sees a chunk of metal lodged in Dave's eye and they both scream]

Dave:
Hey, buddy. How's it going?
Rod Kimble:
Dave, what happened to your eye?
Dave:
This? Is it really noticeable?
Rod Kimble:
Yeah!
Dave:
Is it really noticeable?
Rod Kimble:
Yeah!
Dave:
Oh, man, it's totally serendipitous. Well, I got off work early, and you know my buddy Derrick? Well he was like, "I've got this acid, but I can't do it." And I was all like, "Well, I'll do it." So I did it. And by the time I got on my banana board, man, I was... I was tripping balls pretty hard, man. So I decided to get on my bench grinder, and a piece of metal flew up and hit me right in the eye. It was pretty awesome. And that brings us to now.
Rod Kimble:
Yeah, well, just try and relax.
Dave:
Can do, man. Can do. I'm gonna be honest with you, Rod. You look like a giant eagle with fire all around you, and you've got a mountain for a face.
Rod Kimble:
I'm guessing that's the drugs, Dave.
Dave:
Yeah, but it's also just kind of weird seeing you drive this minivan.
Rod Kimble:
Yeah, well, it's my mom's.
Dave:
Balls, man! We just ran over a small bus. This really small bus, we just ran over it.
Rod Kimble:
I didn't see anything.
Dave:
Hey, we're here. Seriously, man, this is one of the top-ten nicest things anybody has ever done for me.
Riportata da il 05/03/2025 alle ore 07:21

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