Helen:
[giving a eulogy]
Kyle and Marc loved life and that's why we're here today. My son was so proud of his homosexuality that he would want you all to know exactly how he died. My son rocketed off this mortal coil at eighty miles an hour down the Ronald Reagan Freeway while giving the man he loved a blow job. According to the autopsy report, "As Marc began to "bust a nut," Céline Dion's tour bus appeared, going in the wrong direction." Upon impact, my boys came together. And they died together, doing what they loved. Amen.
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05/03/2025 alle ore 07:13