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Conan O'Brien:
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Audience Member:
I love you, Conan!
Conan O'Bri [...]
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Harland Williams:
How dare you rape me with your [...]
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I'm sorry. I didn't get enough at [...]
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Conan O'Brien:
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[about lizard]
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Bill Maher:
You know, your hair looks redder on [...]
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Lara Flynn Boyle:
I have a golden retriever. It. [...]
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Conan O'Brien:
My tears make me strong. I'm... s [...]
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Johnson:
Hey, boss!
Boss:
Yeah?
Johnson:
I jus [...]
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Conan O'Brien:
[after LaBamba gets up and walks [...]
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[Hollywood Secrets]
Michael Caine:
Sometimes pe [...]
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[Hollywood Secrets]
Gwyneth Paltrow:
I'm supers [...]
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Conan O'Brien:
All this horseback riding has mad [...]
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Triumph The Insult Comic Dog:
What liquid was Ha [...]
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Pimpbot 5000:
All the bitches think I'm pretty. [...]
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Conan O'Brien:
Michael, were you surprised by th [...]
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Mike Tyson "Lips":
[on what would happen if he w [...]
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Conan O'Brien:
I would be suspicious of someone [...]
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Conan O'Brien:
So... Ozzy, what's your favorite [...]
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Bill Clinton "Lips":
Queen Amidala. Queen Amidal [...]
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Conan O'Brien:
That IS how they talk in England! [...]
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[David Bowie "Secrets"]
David Bowie:
I don't kn [...]
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Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger:
Mein Führer! I [...]
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[after uproarious applause]
Conan O'Brien:
Calm [...]
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Winter Olympic luger:
Oh God, I'm falling! And s [...]
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Bandleader:
Conan, what's your position on gay m [...]
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Conan O'Brien:
Now, I am fascinated by celebriti [...]
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Conan O'Brien:
[re: Chocolate Lucky Charms]
I at [...]
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Conan O'Brien:
People of Quebec: I am an albino [...]
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[Conan is playing 1864 baseball]
Conan O'Brien: [...]
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[while playing with the Toronto Maple Leafs, Con [...]
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Conan O'Brien:
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Harland Williams:
[after hearing there is no pin [...]
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Conan O'Brien:
What made you go down to Chinatow [...]
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Jeff Goldblum:
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Conan O'Brien:
[mocking a crowd response]
Yay, i [...]
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Sidekick:
[while doing 'In the Year 2000']
The f [...]
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Mr. T:
["In the Year 2000" prediction]
50 millio [...]
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Conan O'Brien:
Do you wear this when you go to t [...]
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Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger:
Then I cornered t [...]
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Will Ferrell:
That's maybe my subtext.
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Conan O'Brien:
You shot the Easter Bunny!
Will [...]
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Conan O'Brien:
[whispering]
Someone, start my ca [...]
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Paul Bettany:
You say "or-eh-gano", we say "ore- [...]
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[repeated line]
Conan O'Brien:
Keep cool my bab [...]
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Conan O'Brien:
We got the latest on the presiden [...]
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Bill Clinton "Lips":
My name is Bill Clinton, an [...]
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Conan O'Brien:
Now as I mentioned in the monolog [...]
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Conan O'Brien:
If the C-man's not happy, show do [...]
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Harland Williams:
[on living in L.A]
You get cri [...]
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Triumph The Insult Comic Dog:
I kid, Conan, I ki [...]
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Conan O'Brien:
Never piss off a hawk with a blow [...]
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Conan O'Brien:
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Conan O'Brien:
[about the Evil Puppy]
He's evil! [...]
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Conan O'Brien:
[singing]
I'ma gonna go to hell w [...]
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Triumph The Insult Comic Dog:
I think Eminem sho [...]
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Conan O'Brien:
Intelligence reports say that Osa [...]
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Conan O'Brien:
We got a good show tonight. Right [...]
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Singer:
[singing]
Cat Accountants! Cat Accountan [...]
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Conan O'Brien:
My producer says no, but I'm doin [...]
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Conan O'Brien:
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Conan O'Brien:
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Harland Williams:
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Conan O'Brien:
[on leopard print G-strings]
That [...]
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Conan O'Brien:
I'm going to get me some of that [...]
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Conan O'Brien:
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Conan O'Brien:
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Conan O'Brien:
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Conan O'Brien:
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Triumph The Insult Comic Dog:
[referring to Simo [...]
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Conan O'Brien:
I hope this is to promote the mov [...]
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Pimpbot 5000:
I am a Pimpbot. It is within my pr [...]
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Conan O'Brien:
[Repeated line after a female aud [...]
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Conan O'Brien:
What would be a good name for me? [...]
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Conan O'Brien:
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George W. Bush "Lips":
Conan, I once had a bad e [...]
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[after learning he can't jump out of a truck, an [...]
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Conan O'Brien:
...whoever replaces Ruben Studdar [...]
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Senator John Kerry:
I'm John Kerry, and I'm...
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Conan O'Brien:
Let's check in with the 'Men With [...]
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Conan O'Brien:
This year there will be more cutt [...]
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George W. Bush "Lips":
I spent the weekend readi [...]
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Megan Mullally:
I saw someone's beautiful wife a [...]
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Harland Williams:
[on the background curtains]
I [...]
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Conan O'Brien:
[Conan is having a conversation w [...]
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Will Ferrell:
I have my fashionable zipper boot [...]
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[frequently sung by Conan after making a mean jo [...]
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Triumph The Insult Comic Dog:
You guys like Cona [...]
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Conan O'Brien:
No, that's not possible!
Lips of [...]
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Triumph The Insult Comic Dog:
[to Star Wars Fans [...]
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Conan O'Brien:
If you were going to fill Lake On [...]
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Conan O'Brien:
Whether you're
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Conan O'Brien:
What is this, sir?
Man:
A little [...]
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God:
[emerging from the audience]
Conan, Conan, [...]
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Conan O'Brien:
After Bill O'Reilly's accusation [...]
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Conan O'Brien:
Some audience members waiting in [...]
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Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger:
Abraham Lincoln w [...]
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[after Uma Thurman tells him that she sometimes [...]
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Conan O'Brien:
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[after a diminutive killer robot [...]
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George W. Bush "Lips":
[after crashing his bicyc [...]
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Conan O'Brien:
[about the Evil Puppy]
I'LL HAVE [...]
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Conan O'Brien:
Mel Gibson wrote a children's boo [...]
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Harland Williams:
[changing Conan's opinion on w [...]
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Ethan Hawke:
My daughter asked me why, when we'r [...]
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Lips of Dan Rather:
This just in from CBS News - [...]
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Lips of Donald Rumsfeld:
Consider yourself fiste [...]
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[while playing 1864 baseball, Conan spots a pass [...]
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Conan O'Brien:
Ben and J-Lo have announced that [...]
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Conan O'Brien:
So, you called Cruz Bustamante an [...]
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