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Michael Colton:
[Re Hot Condoms]
How do you know [...]
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Marina Franklin:
[Re the Alien v. Predator film] [...]
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Doug Benson:
Einstein used science to get laid. [...]
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Miss Info:
[Holding a high-energy drink]
This is [...]
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Paul Scheer:
Having Big Bird speak at your colle [...]
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Miss Info:
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Paul Scheer:
Everyone looks good next to Ted Ken [...]
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Chuck Nice:
If you're dealing with FOX, make sur [...]
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Paul F. Tompkins:
J-Lo as your step mother. Exce [...]
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John Aboud:
Supersize Me is kinda like Willy Won [...]
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Billy Merritt:
[on American Idol]
I watch it lik [...]
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Doug Benson:
[the Pop Culture Bachelor]
I did no [...]
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Jon Stewart:
[Clip: To Tucker Carlson on CNN's C [...]
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Christian Finnegan:
[On cankle surgery]
Ladies, [...]
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John Aboud:
Sean Preston is what Britney likes t [...]
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Christian Finnegan:
[Re Nelly's "Pimp Juice" Sch [...]
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[on Wilmer Valderrama]
Doug Benson:
The thing i [...]
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Michael Colton:
[on Aaron Carter]
On what altern [...]
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Cecily Knobler:
This is like the most dangerous [...]
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Miss Info:
What William Hung has is raw sexual e [...]
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[talking about a documentary featuring Albert Ei [...]
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Michael Colton:
There's nothing Oprah can't do. [...]
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[on Brandon Davis and Paris Hilton]
Mike Britt: [...]
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Doug Benson:
All marionettes are trying to say w [...]
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Jacqui Malouf:
[on American Idol]
Jasmine got ki [...]
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Sherrod Small:
Well, there is a little hottie in [...]
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Nick Kroll:
Proportionably speaking, Jade is fan [...]
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John Aboud:
Madonna said at her concert, "Everyo [...]
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Seth Herzog:
I feel like Ed Furlong's not living [...]
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Michael Colton:
Is anybody really surprised ther [...]
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Paul F. Tompkins:
Well the trailer for Rocky Bal [...]
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Michael Colton:
[Re Christina Aguilera]
She got [...]
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Rachael Harris:
It is rough being a beauty. Thes [...]
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Sherrod Small:
What happened to The Idol?
Miss [...]
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Nick Kroll:
Hello, I'm a Mac.
Christian Finnega [...]
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Rachael Harris:
The next person that comes up to [...]
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Sherrod Small:
[Re Bill O'Reilly's sex scandal]
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Paul F. Tompkins:
[Re "Velvet Revolver"]
This ba [...]
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Jacqui Malouf:
[on news that daughter Kelly Osbo [...]
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Doug Benson:
[on the UPN reality show "Britney a [...]
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Doug Benson:
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[Michael Colton is pretending to have a heart at [...]
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[on Britney's parenting]
Paul F. Tompkins:
Can [...]
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Jessi Klein:
I think Nanny 911 is actually part [...]
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Eli Roth:
[Re The Biggest Loser]
I thought The S [...]
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Jessica Simpson:
Congratulations Best Week Ever [...]
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Sherrod Small:
[on Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan [...]
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Eli Roth:
Tatum O'Neal can be 12 and have sex wi [...]
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Doug Benson:
[over Green Day's 9 minute operetta [...]
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Christian Finnegan:
Jesus is a powerful guy in H [...]
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Rachael Harris:
The exciting new sport in the Ol [...]
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Adrianne Frost:
So they put the Seinfeld puffy s [...]
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Billy Merritt:
If it's good and funny, let's do [...]
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Sherrod Small:
We don't know what phones sound l [...]
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Nick Kroll:
Hello, I'm a Mac.
Christian Finnega [...]
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[talking about Brangelina]
Paul F. Tompkins:
Ev [...]
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Doug Benson:
The genius' behind the new Rocky mo [...]
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Nick Kroll:
US Weekly has reported that Britney [...]
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[talking about Taylor Hicks' Soul Patrol]
Chris [...]
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Greg Fitzsimmons:
[to Jessica Simpson]
I don't t [...]
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Larry Kenney:
[Re When Whitney Cummings wore a s [...]
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Doug Benson:
Cat owners are so excited to demons [...]
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Whitney Cummings:
[Re political activists attack [...]
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Miss Info:
[Re summer reading]
Jewel's book coul [...]
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Jessi Klein:
Weird behavior is so not the the An [...]
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Christian Finnegan:
If you purchased the latest [...]
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Christian Finnegan:
If you bought the soundtrack [...]
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Christian Finnegan:
I think I speak for America [...]
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Doug Benson:
Why would any woman agree to be on [...]
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Judah Friedlander:
[regarding celebrity children [...]
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Sherrod Small:
I think somehow science is gonna [...]
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Michael Colton:
[Re Growing Up Gotti]
She's not [...]
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John Aboud:
[Re Carly Patterson, Olympian]
If I [...]
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Doug Benson:
I was hoping Star Jones and Rosie O [...]
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Mo Rocca:
Anyone who has read the life of the Sa [...]
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[on the Unicef public service announcement featu [...]
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Billy Merritt:
The thing about the Rock and Roll [...]
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Paul Scheer:
Courtney Love was back in Court, ag [...]
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Christian Finnegan:
[On Shar Jackson]
This is th [...]
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Chuck Nice:
Ernie and Bert have been cohabiting [...]
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Sherrod Small:
[Madonna]
you can't be nine relig [...]
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Christian Finnegan:
If you refuse to see Superma [...]
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Doug Benson:
[J-Lo]
finally married into her own [...]
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Chris Briggs:
[on Superstar USA]
Some people thi [...]
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Christian Finnegan:
After nearly killing herself [...]
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Greg Fitzsimmons:
If Oprah wants to catch more c [...]
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Judah Friedlander:
[Troy]
could be the biggest b [...]
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David Wain:
[Re Nanny 911]
Every time I see this [...]
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Jessi Klein:
I don't think that Michael Jackson [...]
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Doug Benson:
Of course the OC stands for: only C [...]
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Judah Friedlander:
This movie about Heidi Fleiss [...]
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Christian Finnegan:
If think the pig was terrifi [...]
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Jessi Klein:
[Re Paul Hamm, Olympian]
Paul Hamm [...]
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Doug Benson:
P. Diddy's gonna be exhausted, you [...]
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Christian Finnegan:
If you went to the Democrati [...]
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John Aboud:
That ho could suck the sheet off a g [...]
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Nick Kroll:
I find it kinda weird that Joe Rogan [...]
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Christian Finnegan:
People might say, "What's so [...]
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Christian Finnegan:
I think it's really funny wa [...]
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Sherrod Small:
You see the trailer for King Kong [...]
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Nick Kroll:
Brandon Davis, for those of you who [...]
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Chris Briggs:
Shyne is having an amazing week. Y [...]
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Ophira Eisenberg:
Why does every celebrity feel [...]
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[on the second season of Desperate Housewives]
[...]
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Christian Finnegan:
[regarding Michael Jackson]
[...]
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Patton Oswalt:
The ultimate Britney experience w [...]
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Paul Scheer:
Nothing can stop Pamela and Tommy. [...]
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[talking about TV drinking games and Celebrity F [...]
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Faith Salie:
John Edwards may be a pretty boy bu [...]
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Christian Finnegan:
Basically Britney Spears' vi [...]
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[talking about Lost fans posting theories on the [...]
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Nick Kroll:
Hello, I'm a Mac
Christian Finnegan [...]
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Doug Benson:
The musical number for Crash was on [...]
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Paul F. Tompkins:
The thing that's great about G [...]
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Miss Info:
For the Greek people the Olympics are [...]
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John Aboud:
Ice T, in a very innovative form of [...]
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Michael Colton:
I did not know we had a presiden [...]
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John Aboud:
Our government couldn't govern its w [...]
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Michael Colton:
The Lost fans are so thorough. I [...]
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Doug Benson:
[on the celebrity rescue effort in [...]
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Miss Info:
In The Grudge they have the stereotyp [...]
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[talking about Hermione Granger]
Doug Benson:
S [...]
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Paul Scheer:
[on Tim Burton's "The Corpse Bride" [...]
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[on Brandon Davis and Paris Hilton]
Mike Britt: [...]
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Patton Oswalt:
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