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Hayley Smith:
Hi, I'm Steve Smith. Never kissed [...]
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Steve Smith:
The number one cause of Death in Ca [...]
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Klaus:
You don't know the Story of the Fraulein [...]
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Roger the Alien:
I'm going to sit here and stare [...]
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Roger the Alien:
[Muslim at the Airport]
I can l [...]
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Klaus:
I'm a Fish, Stan! Sometimes I smell Fishy [...]
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Gay Neighbour:
Women don't ask for much, do they [...]
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Jeff Fischer:
Let's just go home and do brother [...]
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Steve Smith:
Why are you always so mean to me?
[...]
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Francine Smith:
Let me tell you a Secret. I've b [...]
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Klaus:
I'll do it! I bleed HTML!
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Stan Smith:
It's High School, Steve, it doesn't [...]
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Roger the Alien:
So you're like an Asylum Guard [...]
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Klaus:
Welcome to Hell, otherwise known as my li [...]
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Stan Smith:
[to George W Bush]
Is it true that y [...]
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Roger the Alien:
Who will feed the Chinchillas? [...]
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Roger the Alien:
You poached my Bear!
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Dick:
CIA Health Insurance only covers visits to [...]
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Doctor:
No-one ever goes for the Superboob... [...]
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Roger the Alien:
[Smeagol]
We shall lead them th [...]
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Stan Smith:
[convoluted escape ploy]
Look at me! [...]
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Roger the Alien:
Do not fear me, pretty one, tho [...]
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Roger the Alien:
Enough! For now I seek to repos [...]
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Snot Lonstein:
I can't wait to tell you about Je [...]
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Roger the Alien:
I now pronounce you man-fish an [...]
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Stan Smith:
I sure can Pump when I'm full of Ham [...]
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Klaus:
If they cut your head off, try to blink y [...]
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Football Legend:
Stan, I thought the CIA was don [...]
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Klaus:
The French word for it is "La Petit Mort" [...]
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Roger the Alien:
What is this and how can I repl [...]
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Roger the Alien:
Goodnight, you Princes of Ham, [...]
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Roger the Alien:
[Steve has an electric guitar. [...]
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Klaus:
No-one's a Saint, here!
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Zoloft Blob:
Who would ever want to fuck me?
[s [...]
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Hideki:
And this is the Triangle Room!
Stan Smi [...]
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Hayley Smith:
I just can't flunk out of Social S [...]
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Stan Smith:
Jeff, why do you only open your mout [...]
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Flermite:
We're not Termites, we're Flermites!
[...]
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Sign:
American Eurodisney, the most confusing pl [...]
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Psychiatrist:
[head blown off by a grenade]
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Jeff Fischer:
Mr S, can I talk to you about some [...]
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Roger the Alien:
Lightshow!
[Dancing]
Roger th [...]
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Stan Smith:
Son if you ever want to crawl your w [...]
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Francine Smith:
Any man who ever did anything gr [...]
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Roger the Alien:
[Tumescent]
Well, on ya catch t [...]
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Stan Smith:
When I joined the CIA I knew the dea [...]
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The Sizzle:
Poor people are a lot like cats. [...]
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Francine Smith:
Maybe you should take zinc, you [...]
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Stan Smith:
Go for the Stanimal!
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Avery Bullock:
Why do I have to do the Sign, can [...]
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Avery Bullock:
Go for Bullock!
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Francine Smith:
I did it again. I said something [...]
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Klaus:
Facebook is the site people go to after t [...]
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Klaus:
She wasn't even hungry, she was just eati [...]
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Religious Kid:
[to Hayley]
You should be stoned! [...]
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Hayley Smith:
I think we all knew it would end t [...]
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Barry Robinson:
[startled at night, a man in a G [...]
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Steve Smith:
Something I've noticed is that Real [...]
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Steve Smith:
Flap Flap a-zap-zap!
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Stan Smith:
Son, every day with you is a kick in [...]
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Head Crow Guy:
This is so frustrating! I'm start [...]
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Stan Smith:
[CIA awards]
But I wouldn't be here [...]
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Jeff Fischer:
I'm going to go to the Bead Store, [...]
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Stan Smith:
[Pathetic Excuse]
You know how you n [...]
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Barry Robinson:
That's why my Dad didn't go to h [...]
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Jeff Fischer:
[Romantic Hippy Drumming]
I want t [...]
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Klaus:
I TRIED SO HARD, AND GOT SO FAR! BUT IN T [...]
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Angelic Lady Lawyer:
We disagree!
Stan Smith:
T [...]
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Stan Smith:
You know I only read books I've alre [...]
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Steve Smith:
You're beautiful! And therefore hav [...]
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Stan Smith:
[to a fat kid]
God I want to hit you [...]
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Roger the Alien:
Does liking horses sound boring [...]
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Eggthalmologist:
The desire to possess eggs is i [...]
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Roger the Alien:
Are you going to help Hayley ou [...]
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Ghost of Christmas Past:
[Stan's run off]
I shou [...]
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Hayley Smith:
Dad! Fat people drive the Economy [...]
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Stan Smith:
[fly-fishing, tangled up]
Oooh! I go [...]
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Jeff Fischer:
I do what she says.
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Sushi Restaurant Owner's Son:
[Hiding in Air Ven [...]
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Roger the Alien:
Don't cry... in front of the fi [...]
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Roger the Alien:
I miss my little bro-bro! I was [...]
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Psychiatrist:
[his screaming viscera and skeleto [...]
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Stan Smith:
Roger, I need your help!
Roger the [...]
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Roger the Alien:
They said I'd never be good eno [...]
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Roger the Alien:
Stan, are you trying to kill yo [...]
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Roger the Alien:
In a Time of Chimpanzees I was [...]
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Klaus:
There's an old German saying: "Don't blam [...]
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Roger the Alien:
That's it! It's not a real part [...]
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[repeated line]
Stan Smith:
OOH!
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Roger the Alien:
You Nazi Walrus Bastard!
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Klaus:
Am I early for Book Club?
Roger the Alie [...]
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Hayley Smith:
It's a beautiful painting.
Jeff F [...]
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Francine Smith:
DAMN YOU COCONUT!
Stan Smith:
I [...]
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Klaus:
Welcome to the water jungle baby!
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Additional Voices:
Side-effects of Crack include [...]
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Collector Alien 1:
We're going to have to change [...]
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Barry Robinson:
Girl shoulders!
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Angelic Lady Lawyer:
Dinner? Ha! I'm still worki [...]
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Klaus:
Tonight's the night I'm supposed to help [...]
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Francine Smith:
Look what you made me do!
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Stan Smith:
We need to have a talk about point o [...]
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Stan Smith:
This is disgusting, there are Hospit [...]
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Roger the Alien:
Who ever heard... of a Sad Clow [...]
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Stan Smith:
Got to get worse before it gets bett [...]
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Steve Smith:
[Bodyslams a pussycat five times in [...]
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Klaus:
They say if you play it backwards, you ca [...]
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Roger the Alien:
There we are, Hanging Chad. Rem [...]
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Hayley Smith:
Jeff likes to watch the same movie [...]
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Hollywood Guy:
You call this Sublime? It's mostl [...]
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Hobo:
[two minutes from Suicide]
A fake rock? Th [...]
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Roger the Alien:
What's up, my Ninjas?
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Steve Smith:
[Boarding School]
I'll make friends [...]
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Dr Lizzy:
You're caught in what I call the Weste [...]
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Klaus:
Here's your allowance: five bubbles. Oh, [...]
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Stan Smith:
So what? We shoot each other, that's [...]
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Roger the Alien:
Is there anything more terrifyi [...]
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Steve Smith:
You are wasting your Charizard! [...]
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Hayley Smith:
Spirits of Gaia, guide my Banana s [...]
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Roger the Alien:
I'm Dr Penguin's Twin Brother b [...]
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Hayley Smith:
[building the Devil's Tower out of [...]
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Roger the Alien:
Behind the wheel of every taxi [...]
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Coach Passenger 1:
I'm sorry I destroyed your bu [...]
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Hayley Smith:
This is all my fault. I coddled a [...]
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Klaus:
Hey, it's 1pm!
[Plays Russian Roulette a [...]
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Roger the Alien:
Floor Spaghetti!
Francine Smit [...]
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Steve Smith:
All there is here is Sand Which is [...]
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Klaus:
Don't be stupid, Steve! Even Science has [...]
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Steve Smith:
You guys are weirdos, not murderers [...]
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Madeline Carpal-Tunnel:
Remember those books are [...]
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Steve Smith:
Love Conquers ALLLLL!
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Bully:
Well, well, if it isn't Steve Smith!
Ste [...]
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Stan Smith:
Fozzie Bear was the Shah of Iran for [...]
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Klaus:
Why don't you go to The Learning Annexe? [...]
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Klaus:
NEVER LOVE A WHORE, STEVE! NEVER! Waaaah! [...]
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Stan Smith:
No-one needs America's Help, until t [...]
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Klaus:
Has anybody noticed we're watching Gay Po [...]
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Guy:
[torn apart by two diverging Store Escalato [...]
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Roger the Alien:
Apres moi Le Deluge!
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Flermite:
This is for killing my Husband! I mean [...]
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Roger the Alien:
I want a toy helicopter that br [...]
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Henderson:
Nobody hated being a Dad more than Ja [...]
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Roger the Alien:
Let's turn this Country around. [...]
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Avery Bullock:
I had some Gay experiences at Boa [...]
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Roger the Alien:
[after a hallucinogenic meal]
I [...]
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Roger the Alien:
[Old Lady scattering ashes]
Tha [...]
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Snot's Mom:
You have to laugh to stay sane in he [...]
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Video Store Clerk:
[to Klaus]
Hey, are you Nemo? [...]
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Francine Smith:
I'm going to go down to Seaworld [...]
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Roger the Alien:
You are resisting my lessons! N [...]
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Klaus:
Say that in mein bowl!
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Steve Smith:
I can't believe I'm going to die a [...]
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Roger the Alien:
[can't roll an oreo from his na [...]
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Roger the Alien:
I can't die! Not before Shatner [...]
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Klaus:
You don't know the Story of the Hawk and [...]
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Gay Neighbour:
My Mother ran away before I was b [...]
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Stan Smith:
Paperclips? Paperclops? Popperclops! [...]
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Barry Robinson:
Why are you talking like that?
[...]
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Psychiatrist:
[inflated until he explodes, chunk [...]
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Stan Smith:
[meekly, to a waiter]
Hey, could you [...]
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Klaus:
Xenu later, alligator!
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Roger the Alien:
Glowstick Dance! Dave, look at [...]
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Steve Smith:
I don't know, friends with Half-Tur [...]
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Klaus:
He was my only Uncle, Steve! The odds of [...]
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Steve Smith:
[Flashbacks to an Italian Childhood [...]
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Morning Mimosa Crewmember:
Has anyone ever told [...]
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Klaus:
Francine! I can see your Schmootzplatsche [...]
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Ceiling Fan:
Death, Death, Death, Death...
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Roger the Alien:
Oh, Franiel!
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Greg's Dad:
You're only liking this 50%, you fai [...]
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Billy:
Now I have a Mommy to bathe me!
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Stan Smith:
[Crying in his hotel room, can't dec [...]
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Avery Bullock:
Crazy Chest!
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Francine Smith:
Here's your endpiece, don't forg [...]
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Roger the Alien:
Oh, Staniel!
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Psychiatrist:
[eaten by a giant ant]
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Frat Dude:
Great Party Roger! Woo!
Roger the Al [...]
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Steve Smith:
I'm going to go into town and try a [...]
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Random Grandpa:
You want to feel old? I'm the ki [...]
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Rogu:
You know what they say! Butthole always in [...]
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Reginald the Koala:
You have a Mother and you sa [...]
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Kevin:
Ice-T! I have to say, "Cop Killer" is abs [...]
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Francine Smith:
I'm like a woman who marries her [...]
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Roger the Alien:
Have you read The Tipping Point [...]
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Roger the Alien:
Rouge can make a guy do crazy t [...]
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Klaus:
Francine! Why didn't you tell me you were [...]
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Klaus:
The Walls of my Anus are cuter than that [...]
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Guy:
He's wearing a Scarf! Let him speak!
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Ice T:
Boarding School is Corny!
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Roger the Alien:
[to Hayley]
Oh, you dear sweet [...]
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Stan Smith:
[to Sexpun T'come]
I'm going over to [...]
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Fraulein:
I'm going to throw you in the Cellar w [...]
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Roger the Alien:
[Chinese Restaurant Owner]
You [...]
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Paul Rudd:
[Infomercial]
I'm not a Liar! I'm an [...]
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Klaus:
I'm pretending to be Life's DVD Commentar [...]
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Steve Smith:
You sound smart like Hugh Grant the [...]
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Nebraska Kid:
Ooh! I love babies! Jesus was a Ba [...]
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Steve Smith:
I think I'm broken.
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D
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Stan Smith:
Steve, why do you make it so hard to [...]
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Collector Alien 1:
Hubbub! Hubbub!
Collector Al [...]
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Roger the Alien:
Get a load of this Ham, Stan!
[...]
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Stan Smith:
Feed the Chicken!
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Stan Smith:
The pain is 100 Tiffany's Boyfriends [...]
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Roger the Alien:
Why are you telling me this?
D [...]
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Roger the Alien:
I'm also a Hypochondriac. My Do [...]
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Stan Smith:
You brought Fat into our house!
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Snot:
My Mum says my Dad's very disappointed in [...]
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Stan Smith:
Next year I'll get you to hypnotize [...]
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Steve Smith:
I'm an only child, now, so you have [...]
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Klaus:
She has no maternal instincts.
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D
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Roger the Alien:
God's a He, and He's White. [...]
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Barry Robinson:
Do her anyway! Pump and Pray! [...]
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Klaus:
Aufwiederschein, cruelish Worldenplace! [...]
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Teacher:
Sucks to be you, kid!
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D
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Roger the Alien:
[Doctor Penguin]
You should tot [...]
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Roger the Alien:
Steve, here's your copy of negl [...]
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Dr Lizzy:
I shouldn't be messing with the Human [...]
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D
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Steve Smith:
Swedish people make everything soun [...]
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Roger the Alien:
I am not losing my Edge!
Steve [...]
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Stan Smith:
I'm getting incredibly tired of this [...]
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Klaus:
Modelling is not about the blow-jobs! Wel [...]
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Stan Smith:
I forgot to measure the Pickle. My o [...]
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Principal Lewis:
I'll bet Hayley did it! For Hip [...]
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Alien:
You had your heart broken! That's why you [...]
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D
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Francine Smith:
[Roger's playing her daughter]
S [...]
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D
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Klaus:
You don't know why the Americans and the [...]
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Stan Smith:
[Gatecrashing Heaven]
We're Mormons! [...]
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Stan Smith:
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Camera Guy:
No-one's more Unincluded than the Ca [...]
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Stan Smith:
A Doctor is just a failed Dentist. [...]
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Al Tuttle:
A real live human being! I haven't sp [...]
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Roger the Alien:
Tam, I gotta go, the Boss is be [...]
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Avery Bullock:
Why do you have a fork in here?
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Stan Smith:
Klaus, just be glad you're alone wit [...]
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Hideki:
Stan, are you pooping or snooping?
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Doctor:
And now, if you'll excuse me, I have to [...]
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Stan Smith:
Do you know when I'm happy? For abou [...]
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Reginald:
Jeff, you smell like cheap weed and ap [...]
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Stan Smith:
To understand the World is to contro [...]
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Matthew the R.B. Burgers Murderer:
Facebook is f [...]
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Social Media Biatch:
[Impro/ Deleted Scene]
I ca [...]
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Roger the Alien:
Come on, now, let's go and Pain [...]
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Barry Robinson:
Now you will know Fear, Lord ASM [...]
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Roger the Alien:
Can a Brother get a "Run Roger! [...]
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Steve Smith:
I think I'll hit the sack. And then [...]
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Stan Smith:
I want you to come home, Francine, G [...]
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Roger the Alien:
What the fuck is a Hufflepuff? [...]
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Stan Smith:
These rocks will make a fine raft! [...]
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Stan Smith:
You know what the best part of my Da [...]
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Roger the Alien:
As a Married Woman, here are yo [...]
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Jeff Fischer:
[Modelling]
We got here by making [...]
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Roger the Alien:
You know, it takes Courage to t [...]
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