Babbo bastardo

Titolo originale: Bad Santa
Regia: Terry Zwigoff |
Anno: 2003
Origine: United States of America |
Generi: Dramma Commedia Crime
Tag: elves | holiday | department store | christmas party | safe | drink | little people | christmas | hilarious |
Cast: Billy Bob Thornton | Tony Cox | Lauren Graham | Brett Kelly | Lauren Tom | Ajay Naidu | Alex Borstein | John Ritter | Bernie Mac | Lorna Scott | Harrison Bieker | Alexandra Korhan | Dylan Charles | Billy Gardell | Lisa Ross | Bryan Callen | Tom McGowan | Grace Calderon | Christine Pichardo | Bucky Dominick | Georgia Eskew | Hayden Bromberg | Max Van Ville | Briana Norton | Octavia Spencer | Hallie Singleton | Ryan Pinkston | Matt Walsh | Natsuko Ohama | Dave Adams | Ethan Phillips | Joey Saravia | Cody Strauch | Marshall Dvorin | Curtis Taylor | John Bunnell | Janet Dey | Cloris Leachman |

Willie T. Stokes è il salace e poco ispirato Babbo Natale di un grande magazzino che proprio non riesce a essere cortese con i clienti. Per di più dietro quell'ingombrante costume rosso si cela uno scassinatore che si limita a compiere un solo colpo grosso all'anno, proprio durante la notte di Natale. Quando i clienti svuotano il centro commerciale diretti a casa, Babbo Natale e il suo intraprendente elfo - Marcus, il socio nano di Willie - svuotano la cassaforte e filano via con il prezioso bottino. Quest'anno, però i due lavorano a Phoenix e il loro furto è messo in pericolo da un direttore particolarmente irritante, da un furbo detective, da una bella ammiratrice di Babbo Natale e da un ingenuo, assillante e strambo ragazzino di otto anni che ha deciso che Willie - per quanto velenoso, acido e cattivo possa sembrare - è il vero Babbo Natale...

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Willie's robe falls off and back onto his shoulders repeatedly when The Kid is reading the story of [...] D
When Bob Chipeska and Gin are discussing the "fuck stick" incident, Bob's tie changes when he says " [...] D
When Marcus is crawling through the air ducting above the customer service people on their computers [...] D
Just before Willie wrecks the nativity donkeys in front of all the kids, he is shown collapsed lying [...] D
When Gin takes the video-game stealing kid's MP3 player, he takes off his hat. When they cut back to [...] D
When Willie is selecting the stuffed elephant for The Kid, he turns when he hears the sound of Marcu [...] D
When Willy meets the bartender, Sue, her hands constantly change when they say cheers, and then drin [...] D
While Marcus takes a candy cane from Bob Chipeska's desk, there are three. In the next shot, there a [...] D
When Bob Chipeska is in the Women's Plus Size dressing room, he overhears Willie saying "You ain't g [...] D
When in the managers office Santais fairly clean shaven then when in the cafeteria he has a heavy st [...] D
When Gin stops a kid stealing a game, he throws the game back to the rack and it slides back into th [...] D
When Marcus turns off the surveillance cameras, he uses one button to turn off the TVs. If he just t [...] D
When Willie and Marcus enter the mall for the first time, before Chipeska greets them the pear-shape [...] D
At the start of their last robbery, Marcus slides down the ventilation shaft and can be seen falling [...] D
They don't wear gloves during the robbery/safe cracking and in the first robbery Willie even leaves [...] D
When Willie steals the chocolates from the Kid's advent calendar he is wearing a watch on his right [...] D
When Thurman first takes Willie inside his house to meet Grandma Merman, Grandma is watching the 200 [...] D
Willy's beard is inconsistent throughout the movie. D
When Willie is hitting the safe with the slug hammer, it's supposed to be locked and secure. The sec [...] D
The bottle that Willie throws onto the car's front glass breaks as if it's made of glass when clearl [...] D
The Kid's snot changes while on Santa's lap for the first time. D
When Willie is in the bath talking to The Kid, the cloth he has draped over his face changes pattern [...] D
Lois' left arm changes positions several times at the food court when Willie is on his lunch break. D
When The Kid sneezes on Willie, Marcus' shirt changes from green with a red collar to green with a b [...] D
When the store manager is talking to Gin about the quickie in the dressing room, the first shot show [...] D
When Marcus cancels the alarm panel at the first robbery a clunking sound can be heard when he disab [...] D
When Willie brings the stripper home and listens to his answering machine, the sound of a tape rewin [...] D
When Willie is trying to shut off the alarm clock, he presses several buttons. Occasionally, the ala [...] D
When Willy is drilling the first safe, he has a cut on his right cheek; the same cut he gets towards [...] D
When "Santa" is thrown over the bar in Florida, two bar stools fall over. In the next shot they are [...] D
When Santa gets shot, the state of the holes and the number of holes are inconsistent. D
When a kid sneezes chocolate ice cream all over Willy's face and Santa beard, the chocolate disappea [...] D
When Santa is playing pinball with the girl he claims is 18, he is heard talking, but his lips are n [...] D
The one kid says he wants "Nintendo Deer Hunter 3" for Christmas but that game is available only for [...] D
When Willie is lighting the lights from the popcorn bags outside the house he appears to be lighting [...] D
When Gin is reporting Willie's "clean" record to Bob Chipeska, he calls Chipeska by the actor's name [...] D
The Kid's snot changes between shots when first meeting Willy. D
The child thief's cap is alternately on his head and in his hands when store-dick throws him out. D
When Willie and The Kid run into the kitchen from when the he cut his hand, the faucet is turned on, [...] D
When Willie is in Bob Chipeska's office, Bob's Christmas motif necktie changes from one style and co [...] D
When Gin is reporting Willie's "clean" record to Bob Chipeska, the camera cuts back and forth betwee [...] D
When Willie returns to the house with the stuffed elephant and is being chased by the cops, the bags [...] D
When the kid exits the bus the second time and is confronted by the bullies the woman getting off th [...] D
The amount of ice cream on "Deer Hunter 3" kid's ice cream cone increases and decreases before, duri [...] D
Music orchestrator Don Nemitz is credited as Don Nimetz in the end credits. D
When Willie and Marcus go to the store and the security guard stops them it is 8:00. When Marcus is [...] D
After Marcus takes a candy cane from Bob Chipeska's desk, the other candy canes move into a differen [...] D
When Willie and Marcus are celebrating their first score, Marcus' final drink is still half full aft [...] D
Nowhere in Miami Beach are there hills like the one in front of Willie's apartment. Neither are ther [...] D

Frase

Willie: [upon seeing the safe] Oh shit. Marcus: W [...] D
Kid: Santa! Willie: Yeah. Kid: You're bringing m [...] D
[Cut to Willie behind bar cutting limes, presumabl [...] D
Willie: Does your daddy have a car? D
Kid: Candy corn? Willie: Well they all can't be w [...] D
Kid: What are their names? Willie: Who? Kid: The [...] D
Willie: Is Granny spry? [Wille and the kid enter [...] D
Marcus: You're an emotional fucking cripple. Your [...] D
Willie: You can't drink worth shit. Marcus: I wei [...] D
Willie: What do you want? Fraggle-Stick Boy: Frag [...] D
Marcus: [looking over the list of items his girl w [...] D
[Deleted scene] Willie: Why don't you go take a s [...] D
Bob Chipeska: I just can't help it. There's someth [...] D
Herb: Howdy. Herb Gunner. I live two streets over [...] D
Willie: That's the seven dwarfs! Willie: You're s [...] D
Willie: OW! Watch the toenails, kid. Shit! D
Willie: Bet the store dick don't want this. Marcu [...] D
[Willie has just passed out] Gin: Look here, get [...] D
Bob Chipeska: Hi. Bob Chipeska. Welcome. Great pho [...] D
Willie: [Willie is being held up by the Securtiy G [...] D
Kid: Good night, Santa. Good night, Mrs. Santa's s [...] D
Marcus: Motherfucker! Oh you lousy, fucking mother [...] D
Gin: Man is a sexual being. D
Marcus: You probably shouldn't be digging in your [...] D
Willie: It's Christmas and the kid's gettin' his f [...] D
[Metro Bus stops at 570 Saguard Square Loop, Kid g [...] D
Willie: Is daddy home? Kid: He's on an adventure, [...] D
Willie: Your name is Thurman Merman? D
Kid: Do you and Mrs. Santa have kids? Willie: No, [...] D
Kid: I wished for a purple elephant, but now I wan [...] D
[repeated line] Marcus: Fuck you, Willie! D
Sue: I've always had a thing for Santa Claus. In c [...] D
Marcus: It won't happen again. I can promise you t [...] D
Security Guard: Your pants are awful baggy, you go [...] D
Police Chief: Drop the gun! Marcus: Huh? Police [...] D
Willie: [narrating] I've been to prison once, I've [...] D
Kid: What's the North Pole like? Willie: It's lik [...] D
Willie: I'm not your fucking Da-Da. D
Willie: [from Willie's letter to the kid] Thank yo [...] D
Kid: [while Willie is trying to sleep] Want cookie [...] D
Kid: You are really Santa, right? Willie: No, I'm [...] D
Willie: You ain't gonna shit right for a week! D
Kid: Why do you need a car? Willie: What the fuck [...] D
Marcus: Merry Christmas! Santa's coming! YAY! [ch [...] D
Willie: [Willie is being held up by the Security G [...] D
Kid: It's a wooden pickle. D
Marcus: Have you seen that new Santa they just hir [...] D
Willie: You know, I think I've turned a corner. M [...] D
Grandma: Let me fix you some sandwiches... D
Sue: Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Sant [...] D
Willie: look this is the only fucking time i ever [...] D
Willie: Is that your underwear? Kid: Part of it. [...] D
Gin: [after seeing a kid has placed a game in his [...] D
Marcus: More booze, more bullshit, more butt-fucki [...] D
[last lines] Skateboard Bully: Hey, loser. I hear [...] D
[Metro Bus stops at 570 Saguard Square Loop, Kid g [...] D
Marcus: [Willie, as Santa, is scratching his butt [...] D
Bob Chipeska: [about Willie] Can you maybe find ou [...] D
Willie: [to the Kid after asking about the Elves n [...] D
Willie: [shouting] I'm on my fucking lunch break, [...] D
Willie: [in a letter to Thurman] Dear Kid, I hope [...] D
Willie: [to Marcus] Why don't you get going? You'l [...] D
Willie: [the kid on his lap stares blankly at him] [...] D
Kid: OW... OW... OW... I cut my hand, by mistake O [...] D
[first lines] Willie: Hey, can I get another drin [...] D
Marcus: Oh, my. What a darling photo. Are you cert [...] D
Gin: Santa likes to fuck fat chicks in the ass. D
Willie: I'm an eating, drinking, shitting, fucking [...] D
Willie: Does your daddy have a safe? D
Willie: Whatcha my mom now? You shat me out of you [...] D
Willie: [snores loudly and alarm clock buzzes and [...] D
Marcus: You are by far the dumbest, most pathetic [...] D
Marcus: You fuck her? Willie: Jesus Christ! Is ev [...] D
Marcus: If I call you next December, IF I call you [...] D
Gin: You know what I see when I look at you? Ameri [...] D
Woman in Food Court: Look who's here! It's Santa! [...] D
Marcus: How much? Gin: Half. Willie: No fucking [...] D
Hindustani Troublemaker: I am not gay! Willie: Wh [...] D
Gin: We split the dough right down the middle. Any [...] D
Willie: Wish in one hand, shit in the other. D
Kid: Should I fix you some sandwiches? Willie: I [...] D
Marcus: [after seeing Willie dry-humping a young g [...] D
Kid: Your beard's not real. Willie: No Shit!It wa [...] D
[Unrated Version and Director's Cut] [after crush [...] D
Willie: Things are fucked up at the North Pole. Mr [...] D
Miami Bartender: Hey, asshole. How many times I go [...] D
Marcus: You could never front your own racket and [...] D
[waiting to ambush Gin] Marcus: There he is. That [...] D
Willie: Are you fucking with me? D
Willie: Why don't you wish in one hand, and shit i [...] D
Willie: I said, "Next," goddamn it! This is not th [...] D
Watching Boy: [stares at Willie] I saw you at anot [...] D
[from the unrated cut] Security Guard: You wouldn [...] D
Willie: Jesus Fuckin Christ. D
Gin: Sweet Jews for Jesus! D

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