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Hedley Lamarr:
Alright, I'm through being Mr. Good [...]
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Rev. Johnson:
Order, order. Goddamnit, I said "ord [...]
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Bart:
Just give me twenty-four hours to come up wi [...]
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Hedley Lamarr:
[to Lili Von Stupp]
Shut up, you Te [...]
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Taggart:
What in the wide, wide world of sports is [...]
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Buddy Bizarre:
Action! Oh, wait till I get out! Wa [...]
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Buddy Bizarre:
[1:23:42]
Wrong!
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Jim:
Look at my hand.
[raises hand and holds it l [...]
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[Harriet Johnson reads her letter to the Governor] [...]
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Olson Johnson:
[in the bar discussing Pasteur's po [...]
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Hedley Lamarr:
Qualifications?
Gum Chewer:
[chewi [...]
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[Lamarr's posse rides up on Bart's diversion: a si [...]
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Lili Von Shtupp:
Let's face it. Evewything below t [...]
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Hedley Lamarr:
What a minute, that's it! Of course [...]
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Hedley Lamarr:
[to himself]
A sheriff! But law and [...]
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Church Congregation:
[singing]
Now is a time of gr [...]
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Bart:
What's your name?
Jim:
Well, my name is Jim [...]
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Mongo:
Mongo no go. Mongo stay with Sheriff Bart. [...]
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Dancer:
They hit Buddy! Come on, girls!
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Singer: "Blazing Saddles":
[singing]
He rode a bla [...]
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Lili Von Shtupp:
Why don't you... loosen your bull [...]
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Governor Lepetomane:
What the hell is this?
Hedle [...]
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Reverend Johnson:
We will now read from Matthew, M [...]
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Bart:
Hey, maybe you should eat somethin' first.
[...]
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Bart:
I better go check out this Mongo character. [...]
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Governor Lepetomane:
[pointing to a member of his [...]
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[after Taggart comes crashing through the commissa [...]
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Elderly Woman:
[looks to camera as she is beaten b [...]
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[Hedley arrives at Grauman's Chinese Theater]
Tou [...]
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[to two members of the KKK, while pretending to ca [...]
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Taggart:
Don't you worry. Why we'll make Rock Ridg [...]
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Townspeople:
The town saloon was always lively / B [...]
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Hedley Lamarr:
Gentlemen, please rest your sphinct [...]
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Bart:
Mongo was easy. The bitch was inventing the [...]
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Hedley Lamarr:
Wait a minute... there might be leg [...]
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[last lines]
Jim:
[who still has his popcorn and [...]
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Buddy Bizarre:
[a fight scene has spilled over int [...]
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Taggart:
Now what the hell do you think you're doi [...]
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[Jim the Waco Kid has just shot the guns out of th [...]
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[while Mongo is beating the hell out of a bar full [...]
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Lili Von Shtupp:
Tell me, schatze, is it twue what [...]
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Boris:
Oh... Not to worry. All are equal in my eye [...]
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[repeated line]
Lili Von Shtupp:
Willkommen. Bien [...]
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Hedley Lamarr:
Sign here.
[Bart reaches for the p [...]
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Howard Johnson:
Think of it, gentlemen. Hoof and m [...]
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Taggart:
[shouting]
We'll head them off at the pas [...]
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Taggart:
I got it! I know how we can run everyone [...]
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Miss Stein:
Bill, are you coming back?
Governor L [...]
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Governor Lepetomane:
Read it! Read it! You wild bi [...]
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Bart:
Well, Jim, since you are my guest and I am y [...]
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[Headley opens his office window to speak to the h [...]
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Governor Lepetomane:
Holy underwear! Sheriff murde [...]
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Bart:
Well, once I establish myself in this here t [...]
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Hedley Lamarr:
Meeting adjourned. Oh, I am sorry, [...]
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Lili Von Shtupp:
A wed wose. How womantic.
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Taggart:
Send a wire to the main office and tell t [...]
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Man in Commissary Playing Hitler:
They lose me rig [...]
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Buddy Bizarre:
All right, cut!
[yells into the ea [...]
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[recalling his gunfighting career]
Jim:
I must ha [...]
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Lili Von Shtupp:
[singing]
I've been with thousand [...]
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Indian Chief:
[upon seeing Bart's family in a wago [...]
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Bart:
[Bart dresses himself as a carnival barker a [...]
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Taggart:
What do you want me to do, sir?
Hedley L [...]
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Rev. Johnson:
Now I don't have to tell you good fo [...]
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Bart:
Well, can't you see that's the last act of a [...]
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Taggart:
[to Bart and Charlie struggling to get ou [...]
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Jim:
Well, what do you wanna do now?
Bart:
Come o [...]
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[Gabby Johnson sees the sheriff riding into town]
[...]
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Jim:
Uh-oh, Bart. I think Mongo here's taken a lik [...]
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Lili Von Shtupp:
Vhy don't you admit it? He's too [...]
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Lili Von Shtupp:
[singing]
Here I stand, the godde [...]
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[Bart is bidding farewell to the people of Rock Ri [...]
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Hedley Lamarr:
Taggart, you've been hurt.
Taggart [...]
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Lili Von Shtupp:
[singing]
I've been with thousand [...]
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Lili Von Shtupp:
[singing]
Who can satisfy their l [...]
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Hedley Lamarr:
Men, you are about to embark on a g [...]
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Scared Mexican Man:
Mongo! Santa Maria!
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Mongo:
Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Hedley Lamarr:
[dying words, while looking down at [...]
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Bart:
I'm rapidly becoming a big underground succe [...]
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[Jim downs a bottle of whiskey in one long guzzle] [...]
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[Taggart spots Bart and Charlie on a hand-cart sin [...]
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Gabby Johnson:
Reverend!
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[the Johnsons load their guns and point them at Ba [...]
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Bart:
Now, I suppose you're all wondering just wha [...]
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Hedley Lamarr:
My mind is aglow with whirling, tra [...]
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Hedley Lamarr:
[hurrying through the movie theater [...]
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Buddy's Singers:
[singing]
Throw up your hands/Sti [...]
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Taggart:
[7:22]
Well that was lucky! Doggone near [...]
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Buddy Bizarre:
What in the hell do you think you'r [...]
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Taggart:
I understand there's a new sheriff in tow [...]
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[Bart, disguised as a Klansman, describes his qual [...]
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Hedley Lamarr:
If you will just sign this, Governo [...]
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Hedley Lamarr:
Taxi! Drive me off this picture.
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Bart:
[on grandstand to the townspeople]
Excuse me [...]
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Governor Lepetomane:
Work, work, work, Work, work, [...]
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Jim:
Well, it got so that every piss-ant prairie p [...]
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Lyle:
[railroad workers are singing "I Get A Kick [...]
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Mexican Bandit:
[a reference to THE TREASURE OF TH [...]
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Hedley Lamarr:
Yes, of course. It'll work.
Taggar [...]
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Buddy Bizarre:
[after the rehersal]
Everybody got [...]
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Governor Lepetomane:
Thank you, Hedy, thank you
H [...]
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[after meeting Black pioneers]
Indian Chief:
Host [...]
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Rev. Johnson:
[praying]
O Lord, do we have the str [...]
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Howard Johnson:
[reading]
As chairman of the welco [...]
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Hedley Lamarr:
How's it going?
Lili Von Shtupp:
I [...]
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Lyle:
Now, come on, boys! Where's your spirit? I d [...]
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[Jim dozes off while Bart tells his backstory]
Ba [...]
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Charlie:
[as their handcart begins to sink]
Bart? [...]
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Lili Von Shtupp:
[to a cowboy with his hat on his [...]
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Lili Von Shtupp:
Would you like another schnitzeng [...]
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Taggart:
I got it! I got it!
Hedley Lamarr:
You d [...]
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Hedley Lamarr:
My mind is a raging torrent, floode [...]
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Hedley Lamarr:
[speaking to Boris out the window]
[...]
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Hedley Lamarr:
Qualifications?
Applicant:
Rape, m [...]
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[Bart returns unexpectedly after being sentenced t [...]
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Olson Johnson:
[after Gabby Johnson's speech]
Now [...]
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Olson Johnson:
All right... we'll give some land t [...]
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Hedley Lamarr:
As per your instructions, I'd like [...]
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Jim:
I'd better sit up.
[struggles to straighten [...]
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Bart:
Checkmate.
Jim:
What?
Bart:
Checkmate.
Ji [...]
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Bart:
Maybe you know why a high-roller like Hedley [...]
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Hedley Lamarr:
[at the theater, cuts in front of a [...]
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Lyle:
[after the farting]
How 'bout some more bean [...]
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Bart:
Well, raise my rent. You *are* The Kid.
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Bart:
Mornin', ma'am. And isn't it a lovely mornin [...]
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Hedley Lamarr:
Lili. Lili, Lili, Lili, legs, Lili, [...]
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Reporter:
Sir, those are dummies.
Governor Lepeto [...]
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Jim:
[Bart comes in after spending the night with [...]
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Gabby Johnson:
I wash born here, an I wash raished [...]
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Hedley Lamarr:
Repeat after me: I...
Men:
I...
H [...]
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[as the townspeople point guns at Bart, the newly [...]
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Governor Lepetomane:
Help me in with this. Help me [...]
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Taggart:
[5:18]
Listen, dummy. The surveyors say t [...]
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Bart:
Sir, he specifically requested two "niggers" [...]
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Buddy Bizarre:
[stomps in time to music on each wo [...]
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Bart:
[Mongo walks down the street past a mannequi [...]
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Jim:
[consoling Bart, who is upset that his attemp [...]
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Jim:
[to Bart]
What's a dazzling urbanite like you [...]
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Howard Johnson:
[46:08]
They say that now, in Pari [...]
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Lili Von Shtupp:
Hello, cowboy. What's your name? [...]
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Hedley Lamarr:
[sitting in a bubble bath]
Where's [...]
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[first lines]
Lyle:
Come on, boys! The way you're [...]
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Townsman:
[being dragged through the street]
Well, [...]
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Hedley Lamarr:
Unfortunately there is one thing st [...]
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Bart:
[hears a crash in the prison cells]
The drun [...]
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Hedley Lamarr:
Governor!
Governor Lepetomane:
Yes [...]
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Bart:
[watching Mongo's rampage]
I don't know what [...]
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Hedley Lamarr:
[gives her a bunch of flowers]
For [...]
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