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Pedro:
Come on, man. Hurry up and get dressed. We [...]
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Jade East:
While I got you here, you know, I was t [...]
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Arnold Stoner:
You get yourself a job before sundo [...]
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Arresting Officer:
Sir, could I please see your li [...]
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[last lines]
Pedro:
Come on, let's go get high.
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Pedro:
Come on. Make way for the new king. God dam [...]
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Pedro:
Hey, what's happening?
Man:
How far are yo [...]
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[Man has disguised himself as a woman while hitchh [...]
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[stoned cop walks up to the van, where Pedro and M [...]
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Jade East:
She was, like, nuts. You could always t [...]
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Border Guard:
So, how long you've been in Mexico? [...]
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Man:
You wanna get high man?
Pedro:
Does Howdy Do [...]
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The Narcs: Sergeant Stedenko:
Zipping up.
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[after picking up Man, Pedro guns his car and take [...]
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Toyota Kawasaki:
This is Toyota Kawasaki here at t [...]
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Pedro:
[laughing while stoned]
Way anchor! How muc [...]
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Unknown:
Sgt. Stedenko what are you exactly lookin [...]
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Pedro:
Where'd you learn how to roll them big join [...]
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Arnold Stoner:
Dear God, almighty me... I think he [...]
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Sgt. Stedenko:
Some asshole pissed on my leg!
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Pedro:
And then I'm going to take off your dress. [...]
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Man Stoner:
No, hey man, if we're gonna wear unifo [...]
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Pedro:
Hey, listen, man, if you hear some noise in [...]
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Man:
We don't even know any tunes yet, man.
Pedro [...]
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The Groups:
[singing]
I got no place to go, Alread [...]
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Arnold Stoner:
When, boy? When, are you gonna get [...]
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Curtis:
Baby, you cleaner than Skeeter's peter.
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Pedro:
Hey how am I driving, man?
Man Stoner:
[lo [...]
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Debbie:
I love a manly chest.
Pedro:
Yeah. So do [...]
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Man Stoner:
[to Pedro, who is in the throes of pan [...]
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Curtis:
Hey, man, I got some weed straight from Tu [...]
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Pedro:
I been smoking since I was born, man, I can [...]
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Pedro:
Don't worry, man. Those aren't narcs, they' [...]
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Sgt. Stedenko:
Now just how well do you know that [...]
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Jade East:
Hi. You're looking good. You want to go [...]
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The Narcs: Harry:
Listen, our agent just phoned fr [...]
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Man Stoner:
Man my legs hurt.
Pedro:
Yeah I bet!
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Man Stoner:
[Cheech starts toking on the giant joi [...]
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Immigration Arresting Officer:
Freeze, you chili-c [...]
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Pedro:
Hi, ladies.
Jade East:
Hey.
Pedro:
Hey, a [...]
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Debbie:
Wow. This is a neat van.
Pedro:
Yeah. Wan [...]
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Arnold Stoner:
[to wife, off camera]
Sweetheart, I [...]
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Man:
Hey, these uniforms are lame, man.
Curtis:
W [...]
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Roxy "Rock Fight of the Century" Announcer:
Ladies [...]
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Pedro:
I can't believe we can't find no grass nowh [...]
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Roxy Doorman:
Jeez, no wonder Anita Bryant's pisse [...]
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The Narcs: Sergeant Stedenko:
Why don't you guys a [...]
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Pedro:
I'm in a band, too, man.
Man:
Oh, are you? [...]
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Strawberry's Myna Bird:
Starbuck. Starbuck.
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Pedro:
Is that a joint, man? Like god damn! It loo [...]
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Pedro:
I feel good, man. I wish we could have had [...]
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Pedro:
You girls need a ride?
Jail Bait, Jail [...]
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Curtis:
This bad low machine is yours?
Pedro:
Yea [...]
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Man Stoner:
[Discovered, roach on an ashtray]
El r [...]
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Man:
I don't feel so good, man.
Pedro:
Hey, come [...]
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Debbie:
[referring to her top]
Does this show?
Pe [...]
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The Groups:
[singing]
Summer of love is ten years [...]
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Man:
Who lives here, man?
Pedro:
That's my cousin [...]
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Pedro:
Man, what is in this shit, man?
Man Stoner [...]
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Pedro:
Oh, what's that? She's hitchhiking. Hey, wa [...]
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Strawberry:
Ahhh, look at that man, the great outd [...]
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Sgt. Stedenko:
The only kind of meat a priest coul [...]
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Man Stoner:
Yeah, that 'Nam grass will fuck anyone [...]
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Arresting Officer:
[to Man]
Sir, what's your name? [...]
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Man Stoner:
Hey, hey, I got somethin' that'll mell [...]
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Man Stoner:
[on police radio]
Hello, hello, hello, [...]
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Pedro:
All right. You guys ready to jam? All right [...]
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