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Titolo originale: Knocked Up
Regia: Judd Apatow |
Anno: 2007
Origine: United States of America |
Generi: Commedia Romance Dramma
Tag: alcohol | pregnancy | bed | one-night stand | condom | paternity | drug use | beard | unprotected sex | duringcreditsstinger | joyous | comforting |
Cast: Seth Rogen | Katherine Heigl | Paul Rudd | Leslie Mann | Jason Segel | Jay Baruchel | Jonah Hill | Martin Starr | Charlyne Yi | Iris Apatow | Maude Apatow | Joanna Kerns | Harold Ramis | Alan Tudyk | Kristen Wiig | Bill Hader | Ken Jeong | Craig Robinson | Tim Bagley | Loudon Wainwright III | Stephanie Mnookin | Adam Scott | J.P. Manoux | Mo Collins | B.J. Novak | Tami Sagher | Brianna Brown | Catherine Reitman | Nick Thune | Paul Feig | Ben Meyerson | Wayne Federman | Melinda Bennett | Matthew McKane | Steven Brill | Ana Mercedes | Nadine Griffith | Diane Schaller | Emersen Riley | Stormy Daniels | Nautica Thorn | Mary Brill | Lolita Mastrolia | Joseph T. Mastrolia | Tracy Hartley | Jeffrey L. Wilson | Jessica Alba | Steve Carell | Andy Dick | James Franco | Eva Mendes | Ryan Seacrest | Dax Shepard | Michelle Woods |

Ben Stone è un ventitreenne che ha pochi soldi e vive con quattro amici una vita da eterno adolescente. Il loro obiettivo? Creare un sito Internet in cui informare sull'esatto minutaggio dei film in cui le star del cinema compaiono più o meno nude. Alison Scott è una giovane in carriera che ha appena avuto una promozione nel network dedicato ai divi di Hollywood presso cui lavora: passerà davanti alla telecamera per interviste. Si reca quindi la sera in un locale per festeggiare e lì incontra Ben. L'alcool fa il resto e i due si ritrovano a letto impegnati in un rapporto senza contraccettivi. Otto settimane dopo Alison scopre di essere incinta…

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Ben Stone: [during earthquake] FUCK ME! D
Ben Stone: Think they'll take us back? Pete: Yes. [...] D
Sadie: Where do babies come from? Debbie: Where d [...] D
Pete: [to Ben Stone] Marriage is like that show Ev [...] D
Debbie: God, you're an asshole. Pete: Don't do th [...] D
Jason: Granted, gynecology is only a hobby of mine [...] D
Alison Scott: Just do it! D
Alison Scott: Is she camera ready ? D
Pete: Never do what they did. Charlotte: I'm gonn [...] D
Alison Scott: I'm pregnant. Ben Stone: Pregnant.. [...] D
Debbie: [to Alison] Are you the lady who doesn't r [...] D
Ben Stone: I live in your phone! D
Jay: Dude, I think he's doing the dice thing too m [...] D
Dr. Pellagrino: [after staring at Allison's vagina [...] D
[first lines] Jay: I got to get off! I got to get [...] D
Ben Stone: Do you want to do it doggie style? Ali [...] D
Martin: Fuck me in the beard. D
Jill: [walking past Alison] Hey, Alison, great job [...] D
Alison Scott: Hey... Ben Stone: I'm naked. Aliso [...] D
Jason: You wanna know who I want to get pregnant? [...] D
Sadie: I Googled murder. D
[after looking at Ben's website] Debbie: He spell [...] D
Jodi: You must be angry at the baby whenever it st [...] D
Doorman: What the fuck is she doing at the club? T [...] D
Martin: Do you ever get so bored, you just stare a [...] D
Alison Scott: [to Debbie] What do you think? He's [...] D
Jason: You stay here. Martin: Why? Jason: Cause [...] D
Jonah: I'm going to murderball you! D
James Franco: If this is one of those fucking joke [...] D
Ben's Dad: Life doesn't care about your vision. Yo [...] D
Alison Scott: [discussing her pregnancy with her m [...] D
[Alison's friends see she's pregnant] Ben Stone: [...] D
Ben Stone: I'd like to be in there with Alison wit [...] D
Jay: You're embarrassing me in company! Jonah: Yo [...] D
Alison Scott: I'm sorry I told you to fuck your bo [...] D
Jason: Well, I'm gonna go make a protein shake. D
Jay: Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimme [...] D
Pete: You look like a cholo dressed up for Easter. D
Ben Stone: Our baby is going to be French Canadian [...] D
Ben's Dad: If it grows from the ground, it's proba [...] D
Pete: [taking his hand out of his mouth after doin [...] D
Jack: We decided that, we want you to be on camera [...] D
Martin: Thanks for the free money, Bitch. D
[Ben and Pete are tripping on mushrooms in their h [...] D
Ben Stone: [to bartender] You're going to be embar [...] D
[while tripping on mushrooms] Ben Stone: [sadly] [...] D
Jonah: Hey, Jay, do you use that Canadian leaf tat [...] D
Pete: You mean like Mr. Skin? Ben Stone: Who's Mr [...] D
Ben Stone: [answering the phone] Hello? Jason: He [...] D
Jay: I'm going to be there to rear your child. Ja [...] D
Ben Stone: What time is it? Alison Scott: 7:30 B [...] D
Ben Stone: [to Alison] I'm sorry I'm sweating on y [...] D
Pete: There are five different types of chairs in [...] D
Jason: She looks really... smart. D
Young Doctor: How long you kids been married? Ben [...] D
Ben Stone: [watching Cheaper by the Dozen after ta [...] D
Jay: [shouts] I wanna get off! D
Debbie: He spelled "coming" wrong. Oh, it's "cummi [...] D
Jack: So, we did some research, and, turns out, pe [...] D
Pete: You look like Babe Ruth's gay brother... Gab [...] D
Ben Stone: [Ben knocks on the door at Sadie's birt [...] D
Debbie: I'm not gonna go to the end of the fucking [...] D
Debbie: [on subject of husbands] You criticize the [...] D
Ben Stone: [explaining the conception to their new [...] D
Martin: You guys aren't suppose to make fun at me [...] D
Alison Scott: I hope your apartment's big enough f [...] D
Jay: Because your face looks like a vagina. D
Ben Stone: You know, the best thing for a hangover [...] D
Jonah: Tell him not to jerk off with a noose aroun [...] D
Jonah: We got pinkeye. Ben Stone: Were you giving [...] D
Jill: This is Hollywood. We don't like liars. D
Alison Scott: I was drunk! Ben Stone: Was your va [...] D
Ben's Dad: I love you. You're the best thing that [...] D
Jonah: She like-a the way your dick taste. D
Jonah: Hey Crocket, how's Tubbs doing? Martin: Oh [...] D
Alison Scott: Why don't you go FUCK your FUCKING B [...] D
Pete: Isn't it weird, though, when you have a kid [...] D
Pete: I'm gonna throw you in my DeLorean and gun i [...] D
Pete: [quoting Back to the Future] Where we're goi [...] D
Ben Stone: You think I'm an inventor? "He created [...] D
Ben Stone: If any of us get laid tonight, it's bec [...] D
Ben Stone: That's because Steely Dan Gargles my ba [...] D
Jill: Oh, no, we're not asking you to lose weight. [...] D
Ben Stone: [laughing while Pete and Debbie are fig [...] D
Martin: Whatever. I'm glad I'm not a Jew. Ben Sto [...] D
Ben Stone: Fuck you, hormones! D
Pete: Do you ever wonder how somebody could even l [...] D
Ben Stone: Yeah, it's a cure-all. My buddy Jonah b [...] D
Jodi: [to Allison] You wanna trade boyfriends? Ha. [...] D
Debbie: Well, what'd you do last Wednesday night w [...] D
Fantasy Baseball Guy #1: Hey, don't let the door h [...] D
Ben Stone: Oh yeah... It's a girl. Buy some pink s [...] D
Debbie: I gotta go, Sadie might have the chicken p [...] D
Alison Scott: I love your curly hair! It's great.. [...] D
Ben Stone: [while tripping on mushrooms] Isn't wei [...] D
[last lines] Ben Stone: No, these guys can honk a [...] D
Dr. Kuni: Do you smoke? Alison Scott: No. Dr. Ku [...] D
Ben Stone: Now that's how you get pink eye. D
Alison Scott: Why don't you go fuck your fucking b [...] D
[Alison says that she isn't going to tell her empl [...] D
Ben Stone: Hey Doc Howard, Ben Stone calling, gues [...] D
Alison Scott: I'm actually doing my first on-air i [...] D
Ben Stone: Your face looks like Robin Williams' kn [...] D
Jack: ...there's gonna be some things that you are [...] D
Debbie: You think because you don't yell, you're n [...] D
Ben Stone: You screwed me, dad. You said everythin [...] D
Jonah: Dude, I didn't go to Yale to work 24 hours [...] D
Ben Stone: Well, that was brutal. D
Jay: Hey, you know I always [makes masturbating m [...] D
Alison Scott: I'm pregnant. Ben Stone: Fuck off! [...] D
[during a check-up] Female Doctor: Oops. That's n [...] D
Debbie: Who is that guy? Is that Ben's Rabbi? Is h [...] D
Pete: I wish I liked anything as much as my kids l [...] D
Jonah: I can't believe you didn't fucking wear a b [...] D
Jonah: [slamming the ball and winning the point at [...] D
[sobbing and thinking about the babysitter] Debbi [...] D
Debbie: [to Ben and Pete at dinner] Hey, I have a [...] D
Pete: Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of [...] D
Jonah: I won't say it but it rhymes with shmashmor [...] D
Pete: Just don't ask me to lend you any money. Be [...] D
Brent: [about Alison's vomiting] You sound like Ja [...] D
Jay: [to Martin] That's the fun; you're supposed t [...] D