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Titolo originale: Pineapple Express
Regia: David Gordon Green |
Anno: 2008
Origine: United States of America |
Generi: Azione Commedia Crime
Tag: smoking | witness | cannabis | marijuana | stoner | roach | painting toenails | radio call in show | seed | stoner movie |
Cast: Seth Rogen | James Franco | Gary Cole | Danny McBride | Rosie Perez | Kevin Corrigan | Craig Robinson | Amber Heard | Ed Begley Jr. | Nora Dunn | Bobby Lee | James Remar | Joe Lo Truglio | Art Napiontek | Cleo King | Bill Hader | Jonathan Spencer | Dana Lee | Ken Jeong | David C. Cook | Howard S. Lefstein | Connie Sawyer | David McDivitt | Mae LaBorde | Kendall Carly Browne | George Lew | John Robert Tramutola | Adam Crosby | Andrew Heald | Jeannetta Arnette | Carlos Aleman | Omar Leyva | Sam Carson | Jack Kehler | Robert Longstreet | Peter Gray Lewis | Steve Bannos | Eddie Rouse | Mark Whigham | Brian Scannell | Troy Gentile | Jourdan Lee |

Dale Denton è un impiegato del tribunale che frequenta spesso uno spacciatore di nome Saul Silver per procurarsi marijuana. Saul ha a disposizione il meglio in materia e un giorno gli offre l'erba più esclusiva sul mercato: la Pineapple Express. E' così speciale che fumarla può far sentire in colpa come nell'uccidere un unicorno. Purtroppo però Dale assiste a un omicidio commesso da una poliziotta corrotta e dal signore dello spaccio di droga locale a cui stava per consegnare un mandato di comparizione. Dale, in preda al panico lascia il joint che stava fumando sul posto e diviene così oggetto delle attenzioni di chi non desidera avere testimoni. Anche Saul viene coinvolto, in quanto in grado di portare gli assassini sulle sue tracce. I due sono così costretti a fuggire per evitare il peggio.

Frasi

[Saul throws his cell phone into the woods after s [...] D
Saul: Just sit back and get ready to enjoy some of [...] D
Saul: You lied to me. Red: I did. I lied big time [...] D
Matheson: [clapping hands together] This is so exc [...] D
Saul: [Reaches for Dale's hand, trying to pull him [...] D
Red: Today's my cat's birthday. [passes out] D
Mr. Edwards: Middle finger's not stopping the cloc [...] D
Dale Denton: [Dale is at Angie's house] No, don't [...] D
Saul: [Red spits in Saul's eye] HERPES! Red: [sma [...] D
Matheson: Well, lookie here. Mr. Folgers. What's u [...] D
Dale Denton: Hey, man, what happened to your lip? [...] D
Red: You assholes, you ruined my portable phone! D
Budlofsky: [after knocking down the door to Saul's [...] D
Budlofsky: Hey! How about a little fuckin' discret [...] D
Ken: War is upon you! Prepare to suck the cock of [...] D
Budlofsky: [Matheson punches Saul] Stand back! Ted [...] D
Saul: Herpes is for life, bro! Red: Yeah, well, I [...] D
Matheson: Shut the fuck up! Do you know what shut [...] D
Saul: When my foot was in the hole - and my groin [...] D
Red: [Red wakes up and is taped to a chair] Hey, w [...] D
Saul: You still got that bong I got you when I was [...] D
Matheson: Red, this is your last chance. You gonna [...] D
[Dale walks in unexpectedly] Dale Denton: Hello? [...] D
Red: [Red regains consciousness after shortly pass [...] D
Saul: I'm cold... Dale Denton: You're cold? Oh, I [...] D
Matheson: [Saul has smashed a coffee pot in Mathes [...] D
Dale Denton: What an adorable little cop. D
[Matheson kills Budlofsky for refusing to refusing [...] D
Red: I'm just up here, tryin' to get a motherfucki [...] D
Saul: This is like if that Blue Oyster shit met th [...] D
Dale Denton: Danger! Danger! Trees! Tree! Tree! Sq [...] D
Red: Why don't you follow his lead and just chill [...] D
Dale Denton: I'm gonna get us out of here! Saul: [...] D
General Bratt: When did it start? Scientist: At 0 [...] D
Robert: [after shooting at Dale and Saul in the Ki [...] D
Saul: Holy cock! D
Saul: Oh, sick! You threw up on my printer! Dale [...] D
Saul: [Saul talking to Red on the phone] Well be c [...] D
Ken: [about to attack Ted Jones's pot warehouse] T [...] D
Saul: There's a fly in the ointment, shits hittin' [...] D
Dale Denton: Couscous - the food's so nice they na [...] D
Robert: Get the FUCK out of my car, I can't believ [...] D
Saul: How about in the park, when I said you were [...] D
Scientist: Private Miller, you've been smoking ite [...] D
Saul: I wish we could just go nowhere. D
Saul: Hey, look: it's like my thumb is my cock. D [...] D
Saul: What's up with the suit? Dale Denton: Oh, I [...] D
Police Liaison Officer: Oooh, big sexy with glasse [...] D
Dale Denton: Saul, help me! Help me! He's punching [...] D
Saul: What we do in this life echoes in eternity! D
Dale Denton: [fighting with Ted] Gimme that fire e [...] D
Dale Denton: [while hiding in the woods, on the ru [...] D
Saul: I think we should stay! Dale Denton: Why? [...] D
Red: I'm trying to decide how stoned I am and just [...] D
Robert: Are you high? Dale Denton: What? No! Sha [...] D
Saul: [giving 3 schoolboys some pineapple express] [...] D
Saul: [Red throws ashtray at Dale's face] Holy coc [...] D
Dale Denton: You were cold and I *clothed* you. D
Robert: [at dinner, after Dale told everyone he wi [...] D
Saul: [as he is just about to punch Carol in the f [...] D
Saul: [getting ready to smoke cross joint] Okay he [...] D
Dale Denton: He fucking killed him! Saul: Who kil [...] D
Dale Denton: What the fuck is this thing? Saul: A [...] D
Red: Man, I'm just into Buddhism, and I'm at peace [...] D
Dale Denton: Come on, don't say that. I just can't [...] D
Saul: I wish I had a job like that. Where I could [...] D
Clark: It's time to suck today's dick! Dale Dento [...] D
Red: [before saving Saul] I can't do this. I'm sor [...] D
Police Liaison Officer: Don't move; this shit hurt [...] D
Matheson: [pulling Saul's leg] Tear this ass up! D
Private Miller: Why are we underground, sir? D
Saul: Relax, man, just sit back and get ready to e [...] D
Dale Denton: In case you haven't noticed - which y [...] D
Red: Ted Jones messed with the wrong melon farmers [...] D
Red: I used to use this little gun when I was a pr [...] D
Saul: [after Red tosses an ashtray, frisbee style, [...] D
General Bratt: Private we need you to be serious. [...] D
Private Miller: Dude, what happened to your eye? D
Saul: [both are running away, Saul jumps into near [...] D
Red: [coughing, after being shot] What the fuck, m [...] D
Saul: Fuck the po-lice! D
Red: Thug life! D
Budlofsky: [Matheson is smoking weed] No, I can't. [...] D
[First lines] General Bratt: When did it start? [...] D
Dale Denton: [talking about his girlfriend] I go v [...] D
Robert: You assholes do exactly as I say, or I wil [...] D
Red: Do not break down the door! Are you gonna pay [...] D
Dale Denton: How's it goin', sporty spice? D
Angie Anderson: [on phone] My God, are you okay? [...] D
Saul: Man, why'd we have to go to the woods? Dale [...] D
Saul: See, Dale here, is a... protest servant, and [...] D
Saul: Let's roll, man! I'm done with the woods! Le [...] D
Saul: BFFF? Dale Denton: Best Fuckin' Friends For [...] D
Angie Anderson: Fuck you, Dale. I lost my virginit [...] D
Matheson: [to Budlofsky] You used to be fierce. Yo [...] D
Dale Denton: [Incredulous, after waking up after f [...] D
Ted Jones: Has anyone seen my bigger knife? D
Dale Denton: [after explaining everything that's h [...] D
Red: [Red talking to Dale] There you go. Why don't [...] D
Matheson: You know you gonna die right? Saul: [sa [...] D
Saul: [quoting 227] I thought hurricane season was [...] D
Matheson: You know you gonna die, right? Saul: Ye [...] D
Dale Denton: You killed my ear! Matheson: You sho [...] D
Dale Denton: Oh, wow, you got a cute picture. Sau [...] D
Clark: Dude, I wanted to tell you. You were hilari [...] D
Private Miller: [2 men in full bodied suits come t [...] D
Saul: [talking about Pineapple Express] It's almos [...] D
Mr. Edwards: Clark's a great guy, man. He's totall [...] D
Saul: [giving 3 schoolboys pineapple express] If a [...] D
Saul: A dude, a lady, and a cop? That like a massa [...] D
[Angie says that she wants to marry Dale] Dale De [...] D
Saul: Smell it. SMELL it! Enjoy. It's like... God' [...] D
Saul: Yeah I know where he lives, what are you ins [...] D
Saul: What's down there, a fucking Rancor? D
Ken: [to Ted and Dale] You, suck my balls. Two tim [...] D
Red: I am not gonna wake up murdered tomorrow! D
Dale Denton: I'm here to save my best friend... I' [...] D
Matheson: [to Budlosky] I may act tough, but i got [...] D
Saul: Enjoy your last meal. [throws bills at Dale [...] D
Dale Denton: I should call Angie soon... Make up s [...] D
Ted Jones: They shot Gary? Gary was ex-CIA! Carol [...] D
Robert: Angie, you're a fucking idiot. I say that [...] D
Robert: [at dinner] What the hell happened to you? [...] D
Red: Where you think you're goin', Mr. Wiggles? Ge [...] D
Red: Do you know what today is? Saul: Tuesday. R [...] D
Red: You don't think I can handle danger? Dale De [...] D
Saul: You know, don't get down on yourself: You go [...] D
Saul: What you do... is you light all three ends a [...] D
Red: [underneath a door] TIME OUT! Time out! Saul [...] D
Dale Denton: No, what are you do - Don't get a gun [...] D
Red: You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, mother [...] D
Dale Denton: Aren't you angry at Ted? Red: Yeah, [...] D