Zack & Miri - Amore a... primo sesso

Titolo originale: Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Regia: Kevin Smith |
Anno: 2008
Origine: United States of America |
Generi: Commedia Romance
Tag: pornography | love of one's life | platonic love | pornographic video | best friend | sex comedy | friends in love | duringcreditsstinger | porno |
Cast: Seth Rogen | Elizabeth Banks | Craig Robinson | Gerry Bednob | Edward Janda | Nicholas Lombardi | Chris Milan | Jennifer Schwalbach Smith | Kenny Hotz | Brandon Routh | Anne Wade | Justin Long | Tom Savini | Jeff Anderson | Jim Norton | Jean-Pierre Nutini | Alice Eisner | David Early | Mattt Potter | Ricky Mabe | Lena Cheney | Marie Blanchard | Ricki Raxxx | Danielle Fortwangler | Katelyn Hoffman | Ashley Kunich | Katie Morgan | Jason Mewes | Traci Lords | Milos Milicevic | James W. Smith | Tyler Labine | Tisha Campbell | Lauren Miller Rogen | Jackson Nunn |

Zack e Miriam condividono uno squallido appartamento alla periferia di Pittsburgh, oltre ad un rapporto d'amicizia platonica estremamente schietto e gioviale che dura fin dall'infanzia. Entrambi vicini ai trent'anni, continuano a vivere di piccoli lavori insignificanti con cui non arrivano neanche a pagarsi le bollette e di storie occasionali. Una sera, durante una festa di riunione coi vecchi compagni di liceo, Zack e Miri ritrovano Bobby Long, ex-stella del football e ragazzo più ammirato della scuola, diventato nel frattempo il partner di un famoso attore di gay porn californiano. Quest'ultimo riconosce Miri come la protagonista dalle mutande imbarazzanti di un filmato ripreso di nascosto che ha già fatto il pieno di contatti in rete. La serata fa venire a Zack un'idea: darsi al porno amatoriale su internet per sbarcare il lunario.

Frasi

Zack: That's what porn is: turning the normal into [...] D
Zack Brown: You don't wanna fuck a stranger in a p [...] D
Zack Brown: This is just the beginning, guys. If S [...] D
Brandon: [fighting with Bobby] The reason... the r [...] D
Mr. Surya: [to Zack and Delaney] I hate you ebony [...] D
Zack: We are gonna launch arcing ropes of jism all [...] D
Zack Brown: I've known her since the first grade, [...] D
Brandon: I thought you recognized me from my work, [...] D
Zack Brown: Editor and DP, looks like you got your [...] D
Zack Brown: Dude, with your cut of the profits, yo [...] D
Zack Brown: [to Brandon and Bobby] So, you guys su [...] D
Zack Brown: I'm gonna fuck you with my pecker! Mi [...] D
Zack Brown: What's your name? Lester: Lester. Les [...] D
[after the first night's shooting] Zack: Hey, how [...] D
[Zack and Delaney are having a conversation] Cust [...] D
Zack Brown: [imagining Miri in a porn film] Oh, my [...] D
Zack Brown: [suggesting a porn title] Star Sex II: [...] D
Delaney: Her name Bubbles. D
Delaney: [after Zack leaving the set] Can you beli [...] D
Zack Brown: I don't mean to alarm you... but I thi [...] D
Brandon: [to Bobby] I will be your Sherpa up the m [...] D
Miriam Linky: Nobody wants to see us fuck, Zack! [...] D
Zack Brown: How come you get to be all Buck Rogers [...] D
Zack Brown: What brings you here? Brandon: I came [...] D
Zack Brown: Hello, Miriam. Miriam Linky: Beat it, [...] D
Delaney: What? Han Solo ain't never had no sex wit [...] D
Delaney: I love the movies. D
[after Stacy accidentally shits all over his face] [...] D
Lester: I even tried to talk her into givin' me th [...] D
[last lines] Zack: Let us fuck. D
Lester: [acting in the porno] I'd like a double es [...] D
Delaney: I just wanted to see some free titties, t [...] D
Zack: Porn has gone mainstream now. It's like Coca [...] D
Lester: [after Zack and Miri's passionate scene ha [...] D
Teen #1: [recording Miri undressing, revealing "gr [...] D
Deacon: I'm gonna hatefuck the shit out of you, re [...] D
Miriam Linky: [Seeing that Zack shaved his beard] [...] D
Miriam Linky: What happened to the water? Zack Br [...] D
Drunk Customer: [is waiting for his coffee, and no [...] D
Delaney: Sometimes, we just need someone to show u [...] D
Miriam Linky: [after hitting on Bobby and meeting [...] D
Writer of Titles: [At the end of the titles] Chris [...] D
Brandon: I can't keep my hands off him, I'm so sor [...] D
Zack Brown: Have you seen that Joe Francis guy who [...] D
Zack Brown: Oh you'll be sorry when I'm giving you [...] D
Brandon: Oh my god... no! Miriam Linky: What? Br [...] D
Bobby Long: This is exactly why you haven't met my [...] D
Zack: You, my friend, are the lead role of Lubed G [...] D
Zack Brown: I'm a guy. You give me a two popsicle [...] D
Miriam Linky: [while having sex on camera, to Zach [...] D
Delaney: [to Mr. Surya] You Ben Kingsley looking m [...] D
Zack: Wow, D.P. and editor. You have your shit cov [...] D
Miriam Linky: So... I guess we should do this. Za [...] D
Zack Brown: If you heard that someone we graduated [...] D
Zack Brown: [suggesting porn titles] Fuckback Moun [...] D
Lester: Hey Stacey. You like dogs? Stacey: Yeah. [...] D
Mr. Surya: [Mr Surya yells at at Zack and Delaney] [...] D
Delaney: [while seeing Bubbles and Barry shoot the [...] D
Roxanne: Don't ever get married. It sucks. You sto [...] D
Delaney: I like that guy, but if he tries to fuck [...] D